Ever lied about the size of your penis?, be honest. |
 Apr 25 2005, 11:34 PM
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 Be yourself. Unless you suck  Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,315  |
I was just wondering how many guys will actually admit to lying about it. I have before, and I think that a lot of other guys do. So prove me wrong, or just lie some more.
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Apr 27 2005, 05:07 AM
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 hardbodyactiv...always so hard Group: Member Posts: 119 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,804 |
wot wud b the reason 2 lie about it...if ur lyin 2 other guys just 2 appear 2 b more 'powerful', coz its generally accepted that if ur genetic pool dictated u got a schlong the size of a whole salami then u gotta b more of a man (lololol)...then ur just sooo gay...which is ok if u really r gay...but if ur not...it just makes u a twat and a loser.
If u lie 2 a chic about the size of ur cokk..well its either coz u wanna nail her, a friend of hers, or u want it spread round how much of a "man" u r...this is gonna really backfire on u...coz @ sum time..party, club, camp, garden shed...u gonna b called out bi a chic whos heard wot ur packin and wanna get sum....& oh boi will u eva b shown up 4 a dickless wonder. U got wot u got and u really cant do sweet fekk all bout it...just use it often and sensibly and u soon gonna get a kewl rep, if thats wot ur lookin 4, 4 bein a bit of a stud, even if u r a short d**k man lol. I aint huge but boi hv i had more than my fair share just by bein honest and, well, pure practice makes perfect lololol. |
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Apr 28 2005, 03:35 PM
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QUOTE(hardbodyactiv @ Apr 27 2005, 5:07 AM) coz its generally accepted that if ur genetic pool dictated u got a schlong the size of a whole salami then u gotta b more of a man (lololol)...then ur just sooo gay...which is ok if u really r gay...but if ur not...it just makes u a twat and a loser.  QUOTE Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid???? What the f**k? In that, you definitely didn't use the term 'gay' in the proper context. And she never said anything about homosexuals being stupid. Don't try to act smart and teach us something new. Idiot. Also, learn how to spell. No one knows what the f**k you're trying to say. As for the penis issue, no one asked me, so I never talked about it. |
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good! then i made my point! i was worr... Apr 28 2005, 04:11 PM JlIaTMK lol nicki, i realized i did that, and i realized t... Apr 28 2005, 04:16 PM soulless727 purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06) Apr 28 2005, 07:11 PM CrackedRearView Wait, you asked for us to prove it to you?
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