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 Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
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It's almost my birthday (ill be 17 by the end of may, weeeeeeee), lol, anyways, my parents are getting divorced and my mom's moving to England, and she might not be around for my sweet 17
 , anyways, this morning she woke me up early just to talk to me.Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going to be sex me: say what? mom: i'm giving you the permission to have sex me: awww thanks mom!! *hugs* Now, my mom doesn't know that i'm not a virgin...if she finds out, she'll probably kill me, so it's a good thing knowing she's going to approve of me having sex! weeeeeeeee....BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER! i swear!...i'm soo happy!! So what's your best birthday present? I'M SOO HAPPY (sorry, i'm a little wierd  )
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Apr 26 2005, 07:32 PM
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lmao. That is such a hilarious gift.
My best birthday gift was my horse, when I was 14 (actually, I got her about half a year after I turned 14, but my parents told me we were getting her when it was my birthday- just had to wait for her owner to sell her). |
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Weird addiction sex for my birthday Apr 26 2005, 12:00 PM
mzkandi Wierd birthday present but hey if it makes you bot... Apr 26 2005, 12:01 PM xlaydee_v Lols, that's funny. Nice gift&cherish it ;... Apr 26 2005, 12:01 PM
Ariel~~ QUOTE(xlaydee_v @ Apr 26 2005, 1:01 PM)Lols, ... Apr 28 2005, 09:52 AM starlette haha thats the best birthday present ever. I... Apr 26 2005, 12:02 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(karamelle @ Apr 26 2005, 7:02 PM)haha t... Apr 26 2005, 12:12 PM ItzOnlySydney ipod mini whoa. Apr 26 2005, 12:05 PM EmmalieV wow , thats weird but I guess awesome for you. Apr 26 2005, 12:14 PM Shortiiex lol...you have a cool mom...will you ever teel her... Apr 26 2005, 12:17 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(Shortiiex @ Apr 26 2005, 7:17 PM)lol...... Apr 26 2005, 12:18 PM mzkandi QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 26 2005, 1:18 PM)Like ... Apr 26 2005, 12:30 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(mzkandi @ Apr 26 2005, 7:30 PM)you... Apr 26 2005, 12:35 PM Shortiiex QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 26 2005, 12:18 PM)Like... Apr 26 2005, 12:33 PM silver rain Haha your mom is cool- my mom would never ever say... Apr 26 2005, 12:49 PM lolita kitty omfg thats funny. how old are you again? anyways,,... Apr 26 2005, 12:50 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(BlOnDiEcHiCk @ Apr 26 2005, 7:50 PM)omf... Apr 26 2005, 12:53 PM AngelTears haha, that would kind of scare me if my mom told m... Apr 26 2005, 01:30 PM Weird addiction
Haha...at first it kinda scared me but IM HAPPY
... Apr 26 2005, 01:35 PM racoons > you sandra thats awsome
by amazing birthday present i... Apr 26 2005, 01:32 PM suddenly she QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 26 2005, 2:32 P... Apr 26 2005, 09:44 PM racoons > you ^
yes, and it makes me laugh. =P Apr 26 2005, 01:37 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 26 2005, 8:37 P... Apr 26 2005, 01:38 PM racoons > you i told you i wouldnt get modded... but you wouldnt... Apr 26 2005, 01:39 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Apr 26 2005, 8:39 P... Apr 26 2005, 01:42 PM stephinika haha wow, thats awesome. my mom would NEVER do an... Apr 26 2005, 01:40 PM xMyStIcShAd0wSx thats kinda surprising. like outta no where.. she ... Apr 26 2005, 01:46 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Apr 26 2005, 8:46 PM)... Apr 26 2005, 01:53 PM electric shock QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Apr 26 2005, 11:46 AM... Apr 26 2005, 06:51 PM sharerol QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Apr 26 2005, 3:51 PM)Ha... Apr 26 2005, 06:53 PM Beyond Elite Your mom is awesome. Hope you'll have fun wit... Apr 26 2005, 03:11 PM mouse_3k best present ever..I guess so.. Apr 26 2005, 03:34 PM Kathleen Haha that's the oddest present I've ever h... Apr 26 2005, 03:41 PM vampireduster haha congrats on that. thats great...... Apr 26 2005, 04:57 PM miszSERENiTY I could never imagine my mom saying that to me hah... Apr 26 2005, 05:14 PM miss barnes wow!! thats a pretty good present when i t... Apr 26 2005, 05:17 PM goofipinay Mom: ... so your birthday present from me is going... Apr 26 2005, 05:23 PM mysticalazxn woah, you must of live in a very conservative fami... Apr 26 2005, 05:24 PM xoxo_koala_kisses_ Oh, Sandraaaa. I'll give you a birthday presen... Apr 26 2005, 05:28 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(xoxo_koala_kisses_ @ Apr 27 2005, 12:28... Apr 27 2005, 10:37 AM jooleeah Hahaah, when I read that, I was like " Your m... Apr 26 2005, 05:31 PM toodlepops. QUOTE(jooleeah @ Apr 26 2005, 5:31 PM)Hahaah,... Apr 26 2005, 07:30 PM Miss[x]Tiff ...good for you? Apr 26 2005, 05:34 PM sandy_lumpy_shore hmmm how... sinful. thats cool. uh my best prese... Apr 26 2005, 06:03 PM iheartsimba Haha, have fun with that present
And happy 17t... Apr 26 2005, 06:05 PM gOODpIRATE my best presents? digital camera [<-my love... Apr 26 2005, 06:08 PM xcaitlinx yeahhhh....my mom/dad would never give me permissi... Apr 26 2005, 06:11 PM Soleil Interesting present, my best present was christmas... Apr 26 2005, 06:21 PM ermfermoo Woah, now that is a good gift! Haha.
They do ... Apr 26 2005, 06:24 PM Miss[x]Tiff QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 26 2005, 6:24 PM)Woah, ... Apr 26 2005, 06:26 PM aznxdreamer wow..my mom would never say that to me. Apr 26 2005, 06:46 PM xSWEETxCANDiix Haha wow..that's a weird present, but hey, it... Apr 26 2005, 06:49 PM sharerol Hahaha, that's a cool birthday present. My mo... Apr 26 2005, 06:50 PM IamRad haha nice gift!. my mom would never say that h... Apr 26 2005, 07:22 PM bRoKeNxALoNE Haha. What a cool mom. Apr 26 2005, 07:24 PM DanielleMaria05 Wow, thats a crazy gift.. Um, my best present. Wel... Apr 26 2005, 07:30 PM NatiMarie -__-
Maybe it's just me...but that's not ... Apr 26 2005, 07:37 PM Miss[x]Tiff QUOTE(NatiMarie @ Apr 26 2005, 7:37 PM)-__-
... Apr 26 2005, 07:46 PM hiromi That is one awesome gift, I gotta say. Enjoy it XD Apr 26 2005, 07:40 PM iheartsurf lol, i thought your mom meant sex with her =X whoo... Apr 26 2005, 08:40 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b aww. mother daughter bonding. my best present was.... Apr 26 2005, 09:04 PM sunissed14127 Lol well thats a interesting present. Apr 26 2005, 09:06 PM FoOd She just didn't want to buy a gift for you. Apr 26 2005, 09:07 PM AngelTears QUOTE(FoOd @ Apr 26 2005, 9:07 PM)She just di... Apr 26 2005, 10:00 PM dani41790 Lol wow that's an interesting birthday present... Apr 26 2005, 09:36 PM SKDMNLE Haha. Have fun with it =). My best one would proba... Apr 26 2005, 09:39 PM __PASS10NAT3 wow. dats surprising. my mom would NEVER say that ... Apr 27 2005, 12:04 AM Chii you're so lucky that your mom is cool with stu... Apr 27 2005, 12:14 AM toyo loco wow thats cool for you .. lolz im positive my mom ... Apr 27 2005, 12:48 AM x_angawhomps How odd.. I would want another present with that t... Apr 27 2005, 12:53 AM myheartxbandages i'm 14 and my parents want me to do things.
an... Apr 27 2005, 01:06 AM kryzcoak47luv666 Man that present is awesome, my dad no matter how ... Apr 27 2005, 01:32 AM HeReTiCkNoT I got that present a while ago. Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM someflipguy GJ I like it. Apr 27 2005, 09:47 AM king_of_hearts wow! awesome mom! My mom said that to me b... Apr 27 2005, 09:53 AM rememberme wow. best gift ever heard. And DANG!!... Apr 27 2005, 01:29 PM xcaitlinx to be honest, i wouldnt feel comfortable having my... Apr 27 2005, 02:17 PM Kathleen QUOTEooo a hello kitty themed party happy.gif i wi... Apr 27 2005, 02:35 PM soulless727 purple ponies (self-deleted 12/06) Apr 27 2005, 06:53 PM strwbrrykiwi23 wow...
interesting birthday present.
the best birt... Apr 27 2005, 07:33 PM eli5e ummm ...woW?? ... that's pretty messed up NO O... Apr 27 2005, 08:14 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 28 2005, 3:14 AM)ummm ...wo... Apr 28 2005, 09:29 AM ermfermoo QUOTE(eli5e @ Apr 27 2005, 8:14 PM)ummm ...wo... Apr 28 2005, 09:58 AM Weird addiction QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 28 2005, 4:58 PM)Also, ... Apr 28 2005, 10:00 AM ermfermoo QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 10:00 AM)The ... Apr 28 2005, 10:15 AM canny never heard of a bday present like this from paren... Apr 27 2005, 09:08 PM swe3ttemptasian my mom will probably give me that gift when I turn... Apr 28 2005, 09:38 AM gladz612 hahah you've got a cool mum too. haha.. congra... Apr 28 2005, 10:14 AM StanleyThePanda QUOTE(Miss[x]Tiff @ Apr 26 2005, 6:2... Apr 28 2005, 11:50 AM Weird addiction QUOTE(StanleyThePanda @ Apr 28 2005, 6:50 PM)... Apr 28 2005, 11:54 AM Miss[x]Tiff QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 11:54 AM)I... Apr 28 2005, 08:33 PM PinoyOtaku Whoa that's some present you'll be having... Apr 28 2005, 12:12 PM Weird addiction Brussels, that's why i speak french...wish i l... Apr 28 2005, 12:14 PM PinoyOtaku QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Apr 28 2005, 9:14 AM)Bruss... Apr 28 2005, 12:42 PM myheartxbandages and so what are you planning to do with this prese... Apr 28 2005, 04:07 PM xxaznxgurlxx lol.. nice b-day present !! glad u were ha... Apr 28 2005, 06:44 PM xj_liana_tx that's a weird birthday present... it's fu... Apr 28 2005, 08:43 PM MAXpowers1023 you should have said..."but i want an iPod... Apr 28 2005, 09:26 PM sheepy ahaha um.. wow is all i can say. Apr 28 2005, 10:30 PM liquidize who was the unlucky guy to take your virginity awa... Apr 29 2005, 12:08 AM |
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