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Joke From Bro, I wonder if you'll get it..
SarahxJoy
post Jun 14 2004, 12:47 AM
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Okay, this may sound stupid, but my brother told me this and I started laughing. So spare meh. whistling.gif
-Son: "Dad, is God a woman or man?"
-Dad: "Well, he's both son."
-Son: "Okay."
**The son runs back to his room, then comes back out to ask another question.**
-Son: "Is God, black or white, Dad?"
-Dad: "Again, he is both."
-Son: "Alright."
**Once again, he goes back to his room to think. Then comes back to his dad to ask one more question.**
-Son: "Dad?"
-Dad: "Yes?"
-Son: "Is Michael Jackson God?"

Okay so yeah. LoL. Well, it got me laughing. _unsure.gif
 
 
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loljuliana
post Apr 24 2005, 09:16 PM
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=) i heard this 658779 times before
 

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tainted_angel   Joke From Bro   Jun 14 2004, 12:47 AM
dani41790   hahaha lolz thas a funni joke   Jun 14 2004, 12:49 AM
kantoaznboi   haha, thats so funny lmao   Jun 14 2004, 01:31 AM
TiNaBaBY074   haha thats funnie..but it belongs in the humor for...   Jun 14 2004, 01:33 AM
x_angawhomps   lol. haha.   Jun 14 2004, 03:22 AM
rae   OMG. Michael Jackson? I wonder what his father...   Jun 14 2004, 09:52 AM
NvieDi3ai3yGrL   haha .. o0 lord .. that was kinda cute ;]   Jun 14 2004, 10:38 AM
visualfusion   HAHAHAHAHAHAAA ... too bad I already heard it.   Jun 14 2004, 05:29 PM
01-supergirl   LOL. yeh already heard it, but its pretty funny.   Jun 14 2004, 06:04 PM
LatinaLady   yup i got it. i heard it before and i was liek bur...   Jun 14 2004, 06:41 PM
islandkiss   There's a thread on this joke already. lol. it...   Jun 14 2004, 07:00 PM
conster   lmao hahahhaa lols   Jun 14 2004, 10:52 PM
lozerface87   hahah noice this is the humor forum -_-   Jun 15 2004, 01:01 AM
distortedMIND   ROFL..haha. I can't stop laughing. =D   Jun 15 2004, 11:56 AM
k_dizzle90   This has been postede like 400 times already   Apr 3 2005, 01:39 AM
gohomejes   i've heard this joke many times before, its no...   Apr 3 2005, 01:49 AM
blkpride   You got me rolling on the floor, man!!...   Apr 3 2005, 02:35 AM
312pisces91   hahahahaha... damn thats messed up but its funny l...   Apr 3 2005, 02:54 AM
wind&fire   i should be laughing but some how im not....   Apr 3 2005, 03:13 AM
starlette   haha, that's cute. but i like michael jackson....   Apr 3 2005, 03:18 PM
xbr0kensmil3   heard it before. it's still kinda funny.   Apr 3 2005, 06:00 PM
basick   that was very   Apr 3 2005, 07:20 PM
smilz2dasun   ^lol. wow. you actually took time to post a pic of...   Apr 3 2005, 08:11 PM
aznxdreamer   been posted before. still funny.   Apr 4 2005, 08:56 PM
xd0rkette   hahaa. thats quite funny.   Apr 4 2005, 09:01 PM
Babiexdreamerz   Haha. That was funny. Its still kinda funny even t...   Apr 4 2005, 09:10 PM
lilxroxy   LMAO   Apr 21 2005, 07:31 AM
x3__iGiVEup   =) i heard this 658779 times before   Apr 24 2005, 09:16 PM
toodlepops.   Not bad. ^^   Apr 25 2005, 12:30 AM
belg   nice one!....   Apr 25 2005, 05:16 AM
Chaos13   creepy creepy funny   Apr 25 2005, 10:50 PM
ITSBONKERS   thats cute (:   Apr 26 2005, 02:03 PM
miss barnes   lol...a funny one   Apr 26 2005, 05:42 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii   This is why you should never get too much plastic ...   Apr 28 2005, 01:15 PM
ROARxD   LOLS; i heard that one before   Apr 29 2005, 05:49 PM
D4rkf4m3   lol   Apr 29 2005, 11:24 PM


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