Cursing problem, reminds me of my brother...sort of |
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 Apr 12 2005, 07:34 PM
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Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father’s getting tired of it.
He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, “Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests.” Two days before Christmas, Justin’s father asks him what he wants for Christmas. “I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.” On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, “What did Santa bring you this year?” Justin replies, “I think I got a damn dog, but I can’t find the son of a bitch!” |
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Apr 24 2005, 06:31 PM
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wow i finally get it (wow I'm slow) wow poor dad
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surfhottieoffcoast Cursing problem Apr 12 2005, 07:34 PM
xbr0kensmil3 lmao! poor dad lol Apr 12 2005, 08:08 PM x3__iGiVEup Wow haha Apr 12 2005, 09:01 PM Chaos13 i ge tit! lol! Apr 12 2005, 09:25 PM EXPLO5ION lol. that made me crack a smile. Apr 12 2005, 11:02 PM FoOd Ha ha! Apr 12 2005, 11:03 PM --x who0ps hahah, cute joke ! =D Apr 13 2005, 12:10 AM Szeh Hahaahaha, that made me smile a bit. Apr 13 2005, 01:13 PM YoGrandpaIsFine How cute. (: Apr 13 2005, 01:26 PM SMUSHiENESS lols. funny, how old was the boy? Apr 13 2005, 06:15 PM mickybeans lol, aww. that was kinda cute. poor dad :( Apr 13 2005, 07:03 PM pinayprincess lol wow, the poop helped =) Apr 13 2005, 10:59 PM WinterNights2 Lol that made me smirk, good story if you wrote it... Apr 14 2005, 04:23 PM Frankie he shouldn't have used poop. Apr 14 2005, 04:27 PM EmmalieV Imao , that made me smile =) Apr 15 2005, 06:17 PM weirdness ^ i think you mean lmao
lol the boy doesnt get it... Apr 15 2005, 06:22 PM Cake. i get it! lol Apr 15 2005, 07:20 PM bab3egurl8o5 haha thats funny. Apr 15 2005, 07:22 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx fluster a grin. Apr 16 2005, 01:44 PM anqie haha. that's cute. Apr 16 2005, 01:57 PM Shortiiex ooo...i get it now Apr 16 2005, 08:22 PM LadyXTor Aha...that made me smile. Apr 24 2005, 06:27 PM Ncarolina429 Ahaha funny Apr 24 2005, 06:37 PM ROARxD that made my day(= May 2 2005, 05:23 PM Chaos13 I've heard of this! It's funny May 2 2005, 07:26 PM Babiexdreamerz Haha. That was funny. May 2 2005, 07:31 PM
belg good one! May 3 2005, 06:48 AM |
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