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| *Fallen_Fairy* |
 Feb 12 2005, 08:12 AM
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Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, d**k, we're leaving." |
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Apr 23 2005, 10:21 AM
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 Mmmmmm, waffles!  Group: Member Posts: 47 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,160 |
lol nice one
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Fallen_Fairy Obsessions Feb 12 2005, 08:12 AM
sweetdreamsx3 LOL. That's pretty good. Feb 12 2005, 02:50 PM xSqueekyMexicanx thats not even funny Feb 12 2005, 05:31 PM azngrl7691 ehhh id sey like 4 out of 10?? Feb 12 2005, 08:13 PM Skyline Drive LOL well I thought it was funny! Feb 12 2005, 08:17 PM Chihiro lol Feb 13 2005, 02:30 AM ItzOnlySydney i get it itz just not funny Feb 13 2005, 02:33 AM electric shock Lol. Haha.. boy, that mom. Feb 13 2005, 02:59 AM YoGrandpaIsFine Naughty mother. This didn't make me laugh but ... Feb 13 2005, 03:04 AM Wishful_Dream that's a bad mother. i'm glad my mother n... Feb 13 2005, 06:32 AM SMUSHiENESS lols, its okay, but it put a smile on my face =) Feb 13 2005, 09:35 AM toodlepops. LoL. i don't think a mother would ever name he... Feb 16 2005, 05:14 AM yanners hahaha. its kinda stupid though Feb 16 2005, 06:46 AM rockstah_14 nyahhahha! twas fun! Apr 22 2005, 01:38 AM xbr0kensmil3 lol at first i didn't get it but then i got it... Apr 22 2005, 03:12 PM Chaos13 that ws funny. Apr 23 2005, 01:50 PM Rachel is love .......Not very funny Apr 23 2005, 02:29 PM LadyXTor It wasn't very funny...sorry. Apr 24 2005, 03:31 AM Cake. so, uh... is her obsession over dicks? Apr 24 2005, 09:45 AM belg that was hilarious.....
nice one! Apr 24 2005, 09:52 AM Shortiiex lmao.....i would never name my kid that Apr 24 2005, 10:04 AM d0nchikit0 That was hilarious I don't know why everyone i... Apr 24 2005, 04:02 PM Kenado It didnt make laugh that much but it was kinda fun... Apr 24 2005, 06:17 PM iNyCxShoRT i cracked up on that one Apr 24 2005, 08:32 PM MetalChick77 LOL! that was good. Apr 26 2005, 07:37 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii poor child... Apr 28 2005, 12:44 PM ROARxD so the fourth mom has a obbsession with dicks? Apr 29 2005, 05:53 PM emazing Haha, how funny. I sympathize with the fourth mo... Jun 20 2005, 07:52 PM haostar i have a feeling her next kids name is gunna be wa... Jun 21 2005, 02:58 PM i heart john Haha. Naughty mommy. Jun 25 2005, 09:11 PM Spiritual Winged Aura HAHA ! d**k !! LMAO. she is obessed w/... Jun 25 2005, 09:14 PM
Paradox of Life Lol... So many names; it's confusing. But it... Jun 25 2005, 09:20 PM |
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