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 Apr 22 2005, 09:32 PM
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 chocolate luva  Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450  |
The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store... (please scroll page down) What were you thinking? HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English! |
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Apr 23 2005, 08:40 AM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
at first i was fooled, but as i was scrolling down, i got it =)
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charanjust4yu Buying Groceries Apr 22 2005, 09:32 PM
Chaos13 OMG! that was hilarious!! lol! nic... Apr 22 2005, 09:46 PM FoOd Dang, you fooled me. Apr 22 2005, 09:50 PM jnukes ahhhh nice nice nice .. =] Apr 22 2005, 10:09 PM xbr0kensmil3 LMAO! i forgot the guy speaked english. LOL go... Apr 22 2005, 10:42 PM mona lisa Oooh, good one! =] Apr 23 2005, 09:57 AM imsofargone711 haha good one u got me! Apr 23 2005, 09:59 AM Hiphop d[-_-]b ahaha damn that was good i was like GASP. i was al... Apr 23 2005, 10:56 AM
anubis QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Apr 23 2005, 9:56 AM)ah... Jul 17 2005, 04:41 AM dahding lol, u got me there. nice one. Apr 23 2005, 01:56 PM Rachel is love Meh, funny I suppose Apr 23 2005, 02:29 PM tresa1992 AHahhaha, that's good.
That one got me really ... Apr 23 2005, 08:51 PM toodlepops. Harhar, that's really good. Apr 23 2005, 10:32 PM bab3egurl8o5 Woah...I didnt expect that. funny Apr 24 2005, 12:53 AM gladz612 haaaaaa.... funnie.. Apr 24 2005, 01:04 AM dahalfkoreanstyl once our minds go in the gutter, its hard to get o... Apr 24 2005, 09:00 AM Cake. haha wow, that got me. Apr 24 2005, 09:41 AM Shortiiex woah..lol Apr 24 2005, 10:01 AM chaneun har har
good one.
you tricked me :( Apr 25 2005, 03:59 PM cocoalightning27 That made me smile....:) Apr 25 2005, 07:24 PM aznxdreamer um...of course...i knew that. Apr 25 2005, 07:34 PM ROARxD LOLS; omgsh got me laughing. May 2 2005, 05:20 PM belg LOL! good one! May 3 2005, 07:11 AM iNyCxShoRT ahaha that one got me cracking up xD May 3 2005, 05:34 PM D4rkf4m3 haha nice one May 5 2005, 05:44 PM elmogurly lol. that was funny. that asian lady sure is fin... Jul 3 2005, 10:30 PM yellowgurl i heard it before cept it was chicken wings, thigh... Jul 7 2005, 11:59 PM laxumaster8 ha. lol...you fooled me! nice...thanks for sha... Jul 8 2005, 12:01 AM Bobblehead425 haha!!! i thot she would pull his pant... Jul 12 2005, 02:14 PM SillyCourtney Ahahahaha. Good one. That one actually got me. Jul 13 2005, 09:56 PM b0st0ngrl Haha, that made me laugh..:D Jul 13 2005, 10:02 PM Teesa haha, that got me, too! Jul 18 2005, 04:44 PM Paradox of Life AHAHAHA. That's hilarious. If you didn't g... Jul 18 2005, 04:53 PM |
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