Lucy's Legs, a dirttttty joke |
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 Dec 3 2004, 06:43 PM
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There is a bar called Lucy's Legs. A guy went to the bar and saw a sign that said if you are the first person to come to the bar, you get a free beer. So the guy went to the bar the next morning and already saw someone there waiting, so the next day he tried to be the first person but there was already a person there again. He kept trying everyday but someone was always there. So he decided to camp out of the bar, at night a policeman asked him ,"what are you doing here?" The man said,"I'm am waiting for Lucy's Legs to open so i can get a free drink."
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Apr 22 2005, 04:55 PM
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Not very funny and predictable. 2
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Shortiiex Lucy's Legs Dec 3 2004, 06:43 PM
hiromi ooooooo dirtehhhh.... XDDD I rate it a 3.5 Dec 3 2004, 06:52 PM o0_BLuez_0o hahaha......ewww lol Dec 3 2004, 10:20 PM electric shock i knew it was dirty by the title...
4 =) Dec 3 2004, 10:33 PM mirage ewwww, this is disgusting.... well, i give it a 2.... Dec 3 2004, 10:38 PM ApocalypseAelis Ech. That's disgusting but funny. 3.5 because... Dec 4 2004, 10:21 PM barelyy_coherent 3? I kind of anticipated the ending. Dec 4 2004, 11:41 PM sharerol Umm, 3.5? It was okay. Dec 5 2004, 12:14 AM wind&fire :::: i dont gt it... was he sort of saying hed giv... Dec 5 2004, 01:25 AM sweetxsimplicity 2.5 - It's not really all that funny...or sick... Dec 5 2004, 01:35 AM 1--GIRL 3.8 Dec 5 2004, 02:36 AM DaTru KataLYST 1 =( Dec 5 2004, 11:57 AM xtremeliquid Haha...I get this. Dec 5 2004, 12:29 PM tarutaru lol i give it a 3 Dec 5 2004, 01:18 PM LiLaZnGirL122 umm 1 Dec 6 2004, 02:49 AM oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo o0o0o0o naughty naught naughty
very nice.
no... Dec 10 2004, 04:11 PM CJ1 2, the story was boring and the lil dirty ending d... Dec 10 2004, 07:04 PM mizzlem0nade 3. 's okay Dec 10 2004, 07:57 PM miss barnes 3...it wasnt funny..just clever Dec 10 2004, 09:10 PM sporadic Why do you want it to be rated?
1.5 - predictable... Dec 10 2004, 11:32 PM the_crox eww uhh 2.5 Dec 16 2004, 10:57 PM Just_Dream Ha. Yea it gave me 1 chuckle. I'd give it... 1... Dec 21 2004, 04:31 AM Frankie he he. 2 Dec 21 2004, 02:39 PM D1SMANTLED ....
2/5 Dec 21 2004, 08:07 PM jr0h LOL! i love it. im gona share this joke with m... Dec 21 2004, 11:52 PM mzteriouzme007 4.999 Dec 22 2004, 02:39 AM lilteardrop geh..nastyy.
not bad though 4.5 Dec 22 2004, 02:29 PM tootsie_kiddo lol dirrrty... i giv it a 3/5 Dec 23 2004, 11:11 AM x shootingstar x 2 wasn't really funny.. lucy's leg.. yeh ... Dec 23 2004, 11:24 PM 177emories thats jokes i give it a 3.5 Dec 23 2004, 11:26 PM sunissed14127 hah....i give it a 3 Dec 24 2004, 07:20 PM xSqueekyMexicanx ha ha no
i rate it a 1 Dec 27 2004, 02:10 PM sheepy haha.. Dec 28 2004, 06:23 PM Skyline Drive ROFL 4.0 what the.. I was definately not expecting... Dec 28 2004, 06:28 PM SystemDamaged I give it a 4, hehe. Pretty funny. Dec 29 2004, 11:05 AM literemix24 roflmao x] 3 Jan 1 2005, 02:51 PM kz10683 I get it, but it's not really funny. It's ... Jan 6 2005, 09:52 PM MzShortieAlli hahahahahah Jan 8 2005, 01:41 PM lilxroxy 4.5
it`s so funny!! so sick tho q: Jan 10 2005, 07:19 AM toyo loco 3 i guess Jan 10 2005, 02:27 PM pinayprincess lol..woahh!! Jan 10 2005, 07:58 PM __Nessa lol 2.5 Jan 11 2005, 03:53 PM chantel314 haha 3.9 Jan 15 2005, 05:49 AM tainted_angel Four.
Keke. Jan 16 2005, 03:34 AM __Nessa this was already posted up b4, no thte funny. Jan 16 2005, 03:48 PM YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(Shortiiex @ Dec 3 2004, 6:43 PM)There i... Jan 17 2005, 05:08 PM rockstah_14 uhmmm... 2.5 Apr 22 2005, 01:54 AM succumb yeash! [ ]
haha!
i'd give it a 4. Apr 22 2005, 08:33 AM StanleyThePanda ewwww 2/5 Apr 22 2005, 01:07 PM xbr0kensmil3 yea it was predictable.. i rate it a 2 Apr 22 2005, 03:09 PM demomode if it wasn't for the "dirtyyyness" i... Apr 22 2005, 03:19 PM iNyCxShoRT 4.5 lols good one Apr 24 2005, 08:39 PM ROARxD woahh; LOLS Apr 29 2005, 05:57 PM bunny--bunny Haha. 2.8/5 May 1 2005, 11:17 AM pingpang_0811 lol
dirrty--------- ^O^
but i like it
i vote it 3... May 1 2005, 02:21 PM sk8ter4life750 Sucked. May 29 2005, 01:00 AM anqie eeeeeewww!!!! EWWWWWWWW...
nastta... May 29 2005, 01:05 AM yanners 1. it wasnt that funny. May 29 2005, 03:39 AM Rikkiismyname Ok first of all this one has been posted before,,,... May 30 2005, 12:35 AM slipper 3/5
well, this actually made me chuckle. i will t... May 30 2005, 01:00 AM Spiritual Winged Aura lmao. 4.5 haha, nice. May 30 2005, 05:36 AM random person lmao id rate it 4 May 30 2005, 05:43 AM
Szeh chills.. i'd give it a 4.1 May 30 2005, 11:08 AM |
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