Haiku Wars (formerly lala), v.2 |
 Apr 21 2005, 02:38 PM
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HAIKU WARS
Rules: Haikus follow the pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. This means 5 syllables are used in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line, and 5 again in the third. This is pretty simple, each person just makes up a haiku and posts it. It can be about anything you wish, not just about nature. For example: This all began when I wrote a poem about Elba and her boobs. See? Simple. Now begin, my mutant ninja frogs. |
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Apr 22 2005, 02:29 PM
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these haiku poems
make all the posts in this thread sound blunt and lifeless. |
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ermfermoo Haiku Wars (formerly lala) Apr 21 2005, 02:38 PM
nightmare4taki I guess im second.
This is a haiku battle.
yay i d... Apr 21 2005, 02:48 PM racoons > you mutant ninja frogs?
im no frog you crazy fool
i am... Apr 21 2005, 02:49 PM tweeak no, you are not
your ego is far too large
it's... Apr 21 2005, 02:54 PM racoons > you shut up i am great
you know you cannot resist
my m... Apr 21 2005, 02:56 PM tweeak you're like my brother
it sort of doesnt work ... Apr 21 2005, 03:04 PM racoons > you you are the best friend
i could wish for nothing m... Apr 21 2005, 03:10 PM ermfermoo Thats okay James your
Enormous ego is cool
and mak... Apr 21 2005, 03:11 PM racoons > you yeah i think so too
is that egotistical?
well, you... Apr 21 2005, 03:12 PM Azarel I miss Justin, much.
That boy's all I think ab... Apr 21 2005, 03:45 PM tweeak was that sarcasm?
ill pretend to be flattered
anyw... Apr 21 2005, 03:58 PM racoons > you nicki that was true
i was being nice to you
see i ... Apr 21 2005, 04:09 PM ermfermoo I miss Anna and
her sex deprived haikus so
Anna pl... Apr 21 2005, 04:51 PM tweeak its very hard to tell
it doesnt happen often
thoui... Apr 21 2005, 04:51 PM Azarel Hey, you guys, guess what.
I heard Italian guys
ha... Apr 21 2005, 04:52 PM racoons > you anna justins d**k
is hardly a subject we
need to k... Apr 21 2005, 04:53 PM tweeak he is italian?
i wasnt aware of that
i heard bad o... Apr 21 2005, 04:54 PM ermfermoo Haha Anna must
I explain like every
Thing to you d... Apr 21 2005, 04:55 PM Azarel I eat hot cheetos.
Meh. Just watch, later tonight,... Apr 21 2005, 04:57 PM ermfermoo Thats what my parents
Tell me but I eat hot stuff
... Apr 21 2005, 05:00 PM Azarel But I do break out.
Very easily, in fact.
I hate i... Apr 21 2005, 05:02 PM tweeak i am constantly
in a state of breaking out
its unf... Apr 21 2005, 05:10 PM Azarel I fucking hate it
when people just don't liste... Apr 21 2005, 05:22 PM ermfermoo Hey, Anna, thats all
You could do. Some people are... Apr 21 2005, 05:30 PM Azarel You and I both know--
that Joe is nowhere near it.... Apr 21 2005, 05:39 PM ermfermoo Oh I know that but
I'm talking about people
Bu... Apr 21 2005, 06:08 PM mzkandi I am so bored
must do something or I will
fall asl... Apr 21 2005, 06:22 PM Azarel My head really hurts.
Don't have any pills for... Apr 21 2005, 06:23 PM yummy_delight this haiku war will
be successfully owned by
yours... Apr 21 2005, 11:12 PM Azarel Don't mind the title--
It's not a real war... Apr 21 2005, 11:13 PM EXPLO5ION la la what a weird
interesting name for a
haiku th... Apr 21 2005, 11:15 PM Azarel Nine seventeen now.
I really should get offline
an... Apr 21 2005, 11:18 PM Teesa I should be study-
ing but I just had to write
an ... Apr 21 2005, 11:24 PM Azarel He didn't pick up.
I'm sure he's tired... Apr 21 2005, 11:28 PM Teesa today is a bad,
sad, hopeless, depressing, and
one... Apr 22 2005, 10:44 AM Azarel After hours of sleep,
You'd think I'd feel... Apr 22 2005, 11:46 AM mzkandi I dont want to go
to job training right now, ugh
b... Apr 22 2005, 12:31 PM AngelicEyz00 Ew. Job training sucks.
I'm never working agai... Apr 22 2005, 12:34 PM Azarel It's been a long while
since I've coded an... Apr 22 2005, 12:43 PM racoons > you elba at arby's?
you know men love women in
a u... Apr 22 2005, 01:48 PM Azarel Irksome children, so
foolish, lurk in xanga help,
... Apr 22 2005, 01:58 PM nightmare4taki Look at my haiku
Another one bites the dust
I love... Apr 22 2005, 02:02 PM Azarel I loathe impatience
of the whiney kids who think
t... Apr 22 2005, 02:06 PM nightmare4taki A lot of kids can.
be some bad little rascals.
Kid... Apr 22 2005, 02:10 PM racoons > you we should have ignore
as is the case in the chat..... Apr 22 2005, 02:25 PM Azarel I find-- nowadays,
I'm much too stubborn to us... Apr 22 2005, 02:26 PM racoons > you i think we sound cool
we are most cultured to use
... Apr 22 2005, 02:42 PM Azarel Hackneyed, common, dull--
Overused, worn out, you ... Apr 22 2005, 02:44 PM ethik dreamer I seem to forget
Why I keep up with haikus
They... Apr 22 2005, 02:45 PM racoons > you they are ADDICTIVE
addicting is not a word
as far ... Apr 22 2005, 02:47 PM tweeak i am going to
f**king kill marissa grrrrrrr
that w... Apr 22 2005, 03:06 PM Azarel Need to get away--
Need to be more productive.
I... Apr 22 2005, 03:53 PM tweeak i forgot to get
history book from locker
i need to... Apr 22 2005, 03:55 PM Azarel Top poster? Again?
Today, with ninety-some posts.
... Apr 22 2005, 03:57 PM tweeak well, i used to be
top poster a lot before
but i j... Apr 22 2005, 04:06 PM racoons > you god im worried too
*gives anna a hug* it will
be ... Apr 22 2005, 04:13 PM miss barnes i can do this well
geniuses do well at all
damn th... Apr 22 2005, 05:13 PM tweeak haikus are not hard
its not like we are being
real... Apr 22 2005, 05:23 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY I am really bored
And I want to go out and
see a n... Apr 22 2005, 06:11 PM Azarel Mm. Party tonight--
Still don't know if I... Apr 22 2005, 06:11 PM mzkandi job training was bor-
ing. yawn. i was thinking wa... Apr 22 2005, 06:13 PM yummy_delight i want to f*ck him
and f*ck him and never stop
f*c... Apr 22 2005, 08:58 PM ermfermoo What Chrissy is really saying:
I am really bored
... Apr 22 2005, 08:59 PM
M1SSxCHR1SSY QUOTE(ermfermoo @ Apr 22 2005, 7:59 PM)What C... Apr 23 2005, 01:24 AM monde libre -postpost-
edit:
i felt too guilty
i want ariel t... Apr 22 2005, 10:18 PM Azarel Mindy, you spammer--
I would have never guessed it... Apr 22 2005, 10:19 PM mzkandi ignorance is bliss
you say,how i wish it was
tha... Apr 22 2005, 10:21 PM ermfermoo Horray this is my
1000th post on CB
I'm a lose... Apr 22 2005, 10:23 PM Azarel It's not wrong at all--
I do deserve it, you k... Apr 22 2005, 10:24 PM ermfermoo :D
Anna<3 Apr 22 2005, 10:25 PM miss barnes damn he should be mine
why does he have a girlfrie... Apr 22 2005, 10:34 PM Azarel I can't make it there--
I can't go to the ... Apr 22 2005, 11:02 PM sadolakced acid my life is like rain
always falling to the ground
... Apr 22 2005, 11:14 PM Azarel Where are you, babe? I
can't stop thinking abo... Apr 22 2005, 11:48 PM racoons > you 1,000 posts, man?
HEY! now you're a geek l... Apr 23 2005, 06:46 AM EmmalieV I suck at Haiku´s
but its worth the try right man
... Apr 23 2005, 09:37 AM racoons > you emmalie that rocked!
well no, but at least you... Apr 23 2005, 09:40 AM ermfermoo Thank you for the warm
Welcome to geekhood James.
... Apr 23 2005, 11:05 AM AngelicEyz00 TRULY is correct,
or so I believe that's so.
B... Apr 23 2005, 12:04 PM racoons > you oh, owned ariel
elba's got you there, and yes
... Apr 23 2005, 03:27 PM tweeak think i f**ked that up
i need to talk to him now
n... Apr 23 2005, 04:54 PM EmmalieV thanks for supporting
me james and I did try but... Apr 23 2005, 11:59 PM ermfermoo Damn, Elba got me
But do not fret Elba for
I will ... Apr 24 2005, 11:24 AM racoons > you Editorials
Rock my Socks. I love mindy
for suggeti... Apr 24 2005, 11:42 AM ermfermoo God, so do I it
is a great idea I
Will write one l... Apr 24 2005, 12:03 PM racoons > you you're going downhill
my friend, the middle li... Apr 24 2005, 12:06 PM Teesa Maybe you are the
one who is losing their touch
h... Apr 24 2005, 01:17 PM mzkandi The weekend draws to
a close. boo hoo i really
do... Apr 24 2005, 01:21 PM Teesa I have to agree
as well, with you kiera,
I hate mo... Apr 24 2005, 01:36 PM gOODpIRATE i hate my acne,
my head in a paper bag,
this is de... Apr 24 2005, 01:42 PM tweeak ^me too. its from hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... Apr 24 2005, 01:53 PM stephinika just thought i'd pop in
and let you all know i... Apr 24 2005, 02:03 PM racoons > you i can handle it
a thread about me being
handcuffed... Apr 24 2005, 02:03 PM Teesa I have absolute-
ly nothing to do, someone
entert... Apr 24 2005, 05:41 PM Azarel My spring break is shot.
I don't have the cell... Apr 24 2005, 05:46 PM tweeak oh, hypocracy
im a really bad mod
[but] its all in... Apr 24 2005, 07:09 PM FoOd So much excitement
I thought I might try this game... Apr 24 2005, 07:16 PM EXPLO5ION I hate my dad a-
lot. he pisses me off all
the tim... Apr 24 2005, 07:21 PM Azarel Oh, you silly geese.
I have a question for you.
Is... Apr 24 2005, 07:23 PM |
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