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Tight Mini Skirt, funny read
*Fallen_Fairy*
post Feb 12 2005, 08:14 AM
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Tight Mini Skirt
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for
a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and
for the second time attempted the step. Once again, and much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable
to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed
her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my
fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends!"
 
 
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starlette
post Apr 22 2005, 01:48 AM
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lol. I love how its a texan just randomly. I guess cuz we're so damn nice. lol anyway thats a cute joke. I'm stealing it.
 

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Fallen_Fairy   Tight Mini Skirt   Feb 12 2005, 08:14 AM
sweetdreamsx3   Hah. Funny. Kinda.   Feb 12 2005, 02:49 PM
azngrl7691   lol i think thats funny puahah wouldnt she notice ...   Feb 12 2005, 08:16 PM
Skyline Drive   I wasn't expecting that outcome. haha.   Feb 12 2005, 08:20 PM
XDrayne   QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Feb 12 2005, 8:20 P...   Sep 6 2005, 02:35 PM
supimateecup   QUOTE(Skyline Drive @ Feb 12 2005, 5:20 P...   Jan 5 2007, 11:17 PM
cocoalightning27   lol funny...you give the best jokes   Feb 12 2005, 09:51 PM
lilphoenix   Oi... that's what you get.   Feb 12 2005, 10:29 PM
Mireh   aww. cute =]   Feb 13 2005, 12:12 AM
lilxroxy   LMAO. omgahh haha. nice one ( :   Feb 13 2005, 04:07 AM
Wishful_Dream   lols. that made me laugh.. haha.   Feb 13 2005, 04:10 AM
dahding   lmao. thats great.   Feb 13 2005, 09:43 AM
SMUSHiENESS   hahah that was funny.   Feb 13 2005, 09:44 AM
the_crox   woah! hahaha!   Feb 14 2005, 01:32 AM
rockstah_14   hahahahhaha! that was fun....   Apr 22 2005, 01:41 AM
starlette   lol. I love how its a texan just randomly. I gue...   Apr 22 2005, 01:48 AM
StanleyThePanda   haha very nice   Apr 22 2005, 01:09 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lol.. funny.   Apr 22 2005, 03:08 PM
demomode   ahah that gurl is so retarded... XD   Apr 22 2005, 03:21 PM
jambaJUICE   hahaha what a loser   Apr 23 2005, 04:39 AM
toodlepops.   That was funky.   Apr 23 2005, 10:35 PM
iNyCxShoRT   AHAAHAHA WOW   Apr 24 2005, 08:35 PM
Just_Dream   Hahah I too was surprised with the outcome! lo...   Apr 27 2005, 07:28 PM
..:loveee.NuTTii   oh wow-that was....lol   Apr 27 2005, 08:02 PM
aera   hahaha who mistakes their skirt for a zipper?   Aug 17 2005, 12:42 AM
elmogurly   crazy girl. haha   Aug 17 2005, 10:26 PM
SkaironFrenzy   haha but i think i've herd this before   Aug 18 2005, 12:04 AM
yellowgurl   haha i thought her skirt would fall off or somehti...   Aug 18 2005, 02:01 AM
hall0w   ROFL ~~!   Aug 18 2005, 04:36 PM
CrazayChristian   *Breaths in* Yeap ah, it's just our Texan Hotn...   Aug 18 2005, 08:45 PM
OhXiet_ItzDonnA   lolz that was funny   Aug 18 2005, 09:20 PM
Paradox of Life   Ahahaha. I actually laughed out loud. I can just i...   Aug 18 2005, 09:25 PM
islandkiss   rofl. That wasn't too bad of a joke   Aug 20 2005, 07:46 PM
kpx_danny   how does that happen .... ITS IMPOSSIBLE GOSH IT W...   Aug 24 2005, 10:15 PM
ermfermoo   I love how the woman's skirt is incredibly tig...   Aug 24 2005, 10:20 PM
GetMiNE_GetY0URS   lol what a dumb girl   Sep 6 2005, 07:20 PM
x3_mr_mak   lol that`s pretty stupid of her   Sep 6 2005, 07:38 PM
ldyxluvable   lol   Dec 31 2006, 02:24 AM
mocha bella   haha thats cute, i like that.   Jan 1 2007, 03:57 PM
APPLEjuicex   HAHAHAHAHA!!! that lady got schooled.   Jan 1 2007, 09:07 PM
unconfirmed_existance   I lessthenthree your joke.   Jan 3 2007, 05:31 PM
Cujiine   I got that in an email like a forever ago... ...   Jan 4 2007, 11:15 PM
UHH   lol, that was stupid.   Jan 4 2007, 11:30 PM
_tiara   haha. could've been better.   Jan 6 2007, 09:14 AM
Jinny   hahaha funny   Jan 7 2007, 11:01 AM
BrokenxWingsx   Hahah, that was funny. I like that one.   Jan 7 2007, 02:42 PM


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