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 Apr 9 2005, 06:25 PM
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Skin Transplant Surgery
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." hahahahahaha. that son is really kind to his mother-in-law dont you think? 
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Apr 22 2005, 12:28 AM
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so i guess thats where the cliche "KISS MY ASS" came from!??!
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whyohsokind443 skin transplant surgery joke Apr 9 2005, 06:25 PM
wind&fire rriiiggghhhttt....i dont find it funny Apr 9 2005, 06:57 PM mona lisa So the mother-in-law kisses the skin from his butt... Apr 9 2005, 07:10 PM tofuburger hahahahhaha...i love that Apr 10 2005, 01:40 AM cocoalightning27 Not THAT Funny.... Apr 10 2005, 01:17 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b that made me smile. it was cool. he LOVES his moth... Apr 11 2005, 10:47 PM Szeh that's the only way you can get someone to act... Apr 12 2005, 04:54 PM
xcaitlinx QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Apr 12 2005, 4:54 PM)that... Apr 17 2005, 10:20 AM YoGrandpaIsFine That made me smile. Apr 12 2005, 05:00 PM ermfermoo Haha, I sort of liked that one. Apr 12 2005, 05:01 PM Frankie that was alright... Apr 12 2005, 05:04 PM --x who0ps lols, cute joke (: Apr 13 2005, 12:46 AM starlette hehehe. I found that funny. lol. Apr 13 2005, 01:47 AM ..:loveee.NuTTii haha? It was a nice change from jasons jokes. Apr 14 2005, 07:24 PM sandy_lumpy_shore QUOTE(..:loveee.NuTTii @ Apr 14 2005, 7:24 PM... Apr 14 2005, 08:55 PM kill me please oh i get it.. its alright. he love the mother in l... Apr 15 2005, 05:39 PM x3__iGiVEup Hehe. That was cute Apr 15 2005, 06:14 PM EmmalieV aw it made me smirk ;) Apr 15 2005, 06:16 PM Shortiiex taht took me a while to get it...it was funny but ... Apr 16 2005, 08:24 PM WrathOfOnigo Yeah yeah thats right kiss it! mwahaha. Made ... Apr 16 2005, 10:13 PM toodlepops. Uhh, that's nice. Apr 23 2005, 10:43 PM |
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