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 Apr 20 2005, 11:45 PM
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Excuse Letters
The routine is familiar: when a student is late or absent from school, a letter from the parents must be supplied for the absence to be excused. Sometimes such letters suggest that the parents were excused from school too many times in their own youth. * "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him." executing??? i wouldn't do that if i am a school admin. * "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot." r.i.p. lisa -.- * "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33." january has more than 31 days?! * "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating." wtf? EDIT: Jim=gym, administrating=menstrating (sp?), thx for karamelle to screw in the lightbulb for me * "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip." rofl * "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face." there are teeth in the face? * "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part." eh, wow i would be absent every single day * "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins." lol * "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side." acre? it should be acne/ache i guess. * "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels." vowels are a, e, i, o, u, how could they be loose? * "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak." wtf, boots leak? * "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust." lmao * "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault." what's that supposed to mean? EDIT: see karamelle's comment, but that still cracks me up once i know what that means * "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday." that is just stupid * "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral." r.i.p. sally * "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines." that girl is so... * "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well." too early to think about "breeding" * "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps." sleeping with grandparents? i think it should be "cramps" * "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover." bad girl * "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor." under the doctor =.= * "Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night." haha This post has been edited by littlewhite: Apr 21 2005, 12:01 AM |
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Apr 21 2005, 10:37 PM
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interesting..sounds like those parents dont know how to spell..
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littlewhite stupid excuse letters Apr 20 2005, 11:45 PM
starlette QUOTE(littlewhite @ Apr 20 2005, 11:45 PM)... Apr 20 2005, 11:56 PM sumipark AHAHAHAHAHA funny... Apr 21 2005, 06:14 PM FoOd Ha ha, wow. Apr 21 2005, 07:20 PM xXYouMeBedNowXx * "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his ... Apr 21 2005, 08:30 PM avalon* These are silly. They sound like fobby parents wro... Apr 21 2005, 08:35 PM Kenjii Not really funny after reading like 5 of them. Per... Apr 21 2005, 09:52 PM iNyCxShoRT * "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being abs... Apr 29 2005, 05:22 PM ROARxD LOLSS; does january have that many days? Apr 29 2005, 05:40 PM dani41790 Rofl. Those are hilarious and some were just reall... Apr 30 2005, 04:29 AM simx * "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school ... Apr 30 2005, 07:42 PM Jayembe i didnt get some of the but lmao some of the ones ... Apr 30 2005, 09:28 PM PinkTrash ahaha. some of them are stupidd; but most of theem... Apr 30 2005, 11:19 PM ITSBONKERS * "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his ... May 1 2005, 05:02 PM Paradox of Life Those aren't real letters if perhaps you haven... May 1 2005, 08:00 PM
Chii QUOTE(littlewhite @ Apr 21 2005, 12:45 AM)... May 1 2005, 08:02 PM |
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