How to fake being sick? Options

[x0xpaulax0x]

Ok, i have a science exam tomorrow, i cant take it because im soooo not prepared for it and i dont have my science book, does anyone have any ideas on how to fake sick so i can stay home from school? I need some replies by the end of the day [April 21, 2004 btw]

[starlette]

haha I'm the pro on this. so sad. Grab red lipstick. This is gonna sound crazy but it works. Put it on the inner rim of you eyes, on the bottom. Right up close to your eye. just a little. and then take some purple or black eyeshadow, smudge just a little bit under your eyes. make it good and smudged. if you want to increase the effect, sleep with pencil eyeliner on. these will make your eyes look irritated due to allergies or a col. Fake sniffle a lot. Cough thru the nite as well if you can. The fake snifflig works really well. Also, get a cold wash rag (make sure they see you) and put it on your head. Leave it there til morning. So when you get up you still have it on your face. Force yourself to yawn, so your eyes are watery. remember, sniffle a lot. And let your parents see you taking medicine. I recommend advil (or any ibuprofen) because its gentle on your stomach. U can take it even if there isnt something wrong with you. Lean up against the walls when you are talking to them. Dont try to fake throwing up unless you really wanna gag yourself. if you plan on doing so, drink somethng orange or red, and eat some crackers or bread. This works the best for fake throw up, but it will hurt to force it. I recommend eating all of this before your parents wake up. This give you a chance to digest it some. wow. Okay thats a lot of stuff. And dont worry about over doing it. i over did it once, and my family took me to the doctor, and decided it was food poisoning. FOOD POISONING!! and it was all fake. But yeah. Also, if you wanna try somethng effective, fake diahrea. Thats one they wont wanna ask a lot of questions about, and u cant go to school with diahrea cuz u'll be running to the bathroom all day. Just spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Flush the toilet more than once, so it sounds like ur trying to get it all out haha. This is so sad. I used to be the school skipping queen. so yeah, thats advice from a pro.

[*mzkandi*]

haha I'm the pro on this.  so sad.  Grab red lipstick. This is gonna sound crazy but it works.  Put it on the inner rim of you eyes, on the bottom. Right up close to your eye.  just a little.  and then take some purple or black eyeshadow, smudge just a little bit under your eyes.  make it good and smudged. if you want to increase the effect, sleep with pencil eyeliner on.  these will make your eyes look irritated due to allergies or a col.  Fake sniffle a lot.  Cough thru the nite as well if you can.  The fake snifflig works really well. Also, get a cold wash rag (make sure they see you) and put it on your head.  Leave it there til morning.  So when you get up you still have it on your face. Force yourself to yawn, so your eyes are watery.  remember, sniffle a lot.  And let your parents see you taking medicine.  I recommend advil (or any ibuprofen) because its gentle on your stomach.  U can take it even if there isnt something wrong with you.  Lean up against the walls when you are talking to them.  Dont try to fake throwing up unless you really wanna gag yourself.  if you plan on doing so, drink somethng orange or red, and eat some crackers or bread.  This works the best for fake throw up, but it will hurt to force it.  I recommend eating all of this before your parents wake up.  This give you a chance to digest it some.  wow.  Okay thats a lot of stuff.  And dont worry about over doing it. i over did it once, and my family took me to the doctor, and decided it was food poisoning.  FOOD POISONING!!  and it was all fake.  But yeah.  Also, if you wanna try somethng effective, fake diahrea.  Thats one they wont wanna ask a lot of questions about, and u cant go to school with diahrea cuz u'll be running to the bathroom all day. Just spend a lot of time in the bathroom.  Flush the toilet more than once, so it sounds like ur trying to get it all out haha. This is so sad.  I used to be the school skipping queen.  so yeah, thats advice from a pro.

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