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post Apr 21 2005, 06:01 PM
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Ok, i have a science exam tomorrow, i cant take it because im soooo not prepared for it and i dont have my science book, does anyone have any ideas on how to fake sick so i can stay home from school? I need some replies by the end of the day [April 21, 2004 btw] happy.gif
 
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 08:01 PM
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haha I'm the pro on this. so sad. Grab red lipstick. This is gonna sound crazy but it works. Put it on the inner rim of you eyes, on the bottom. Right up close to your eye. just a little. and then take some purple or black eyeshadow, smudge just a little bit under your eyes. make it good and smudged. if you want to increase the effect, sleep with pencil eyeliner on. these will make your eyes look irritated due to allergies or a col. Fake sniffle a lot. Cough thru the nite as well if you can. The fake snifflig works really well. Also, get a cold wash rag (make sure they see you) and put it on your head. Leave it there til morning. So when you get up you still have it on your face. Force yourself to yawn, so your eyes are watery. remember, sniffle a lot. And let your parents see you taking medicine. I recommend advil (or any ibuprofen) because its gentle on your stomach. U can take it even if there isnt something wrong with you. Lean up against the walls when you are talking to them. Dont try to fake throwing up unless you really wanna gag yourself. if you plan on doing so, drink somethng orange or red, and eat some crackers or bread. This works the best for fake throw up, but it will hurt to force it. I recommend eating all of this before your parents wake up. This give you a chance to digest it some. wow. Okay thats a lot of stuff. And dont worry about over doing it. i over did it once, and my family took me to the doctor, and decided it was food poisoning. FOOD POISONING!! and it was all fake. But yeah. Also, if you wanna try somethng effective, fake diahrea. Thats one they wont wanna ask a lot of questions about, and u cant go to school with diahrea cuz u'll be running to the bathroom all day. Just spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Flush the toilet more than once, so it sounds like ur trying to get it all out haha. This is so sad. I used to be the school skipping queen. so yeah, thats advice from a pro.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 09:53 PM
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QUOTE(karamelle @ Apr 21 2005, 6:01 PM)
haha I'm the pro on this.  so sad.  Grab red lipstick. This is gonna sound crazy but it works.  Put it on the inner rim of you eyes, on the bottom. Right up close to your eye.  just a little.  and then take some purple or black eyeshadow, smudge just a little bit under your eyes.  make it good and smudged. if you want to increase the effect, sleep with pencil eyeliner on.  these will make your eyes look irritated due to allergies or a col.  Fake sniffle a lot.  Cough thru the nite as well if you can.  The fake snifflig works really well. Also, get a cold wash rag (make sure they see you) and put it on your head.  Leave it there til morning.  So when you get up you still have it on your face. Force yourself to yawn, so your eyes are watery.  remember, sniffle a lot.  And let your parents see you taking medicine.  I recommend advil (or any ibuprofen) because its gentle on your stomach.  U can take it even if there isnt something wrong with you.  Lean up against the walls when you are talking to them.  Dont try to fake throwing up unless you really wanna gag yourself.  if you plan on doing so, drink somethng orange or red, and eat some crackers or bread.  This works the best for fake throw up, but it will hurt to force it.  I recommend eating all of this before your parents wake up.  This give you a chance to digest it some.  wow.  Okay thats a lot of stuff.  And dont worry about over doing it. i over did it once, and my family took me to the doctor, and decided it was food poisoning.  FOOD POISONING!!  and it was all fake.  But yeah.  Also, if you wanna try somethng effective, fake diahrea.  Thats one they wont wanna ask a lot of questions about, and u cant go to school with diahrea cuz u'll be running to the bathroom all day. Just spend a lot of time in the bathroom.  Flush the toilet more than once, so it sounds like ur trying to get it all out haha. This is so sad.  I used to be the school skipping queen.  so yeah, thats advice from a pro.
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x0xpaulax0x   How to fake being sick?   Apr 21 2005, 06:01 PM
inlonelinessidie   How 'bout using your notes and doing some rese...   Apr 21 2005, 06:09 PM
x0xpaulax0x   because i dont even know what its about and he pic...   Apr 21 2005, 06:12 PM
nyctophiliac   Make yourself puke & claim to have a huge head...   Apr 21 2005, 06:12 PM
Negi   hmm........how about u mix somthin to make it look...   Apr 21 2005, 06:12 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE   pretend you have really bad cramps? lol that's...   Apr 21 2005, 06:22 PM
airam   play around with make up and make yourself look gr...   Apr 21 2005, 06:23 PM
aznxdreamer   faint. works like a charm.   Apr 21 2005, 06:23 PM
mzkandi   I dont fake being sick anymore because missing col...   Apr 21 2005, 06:24 PM
lilphoenix   Watch the beginning of 'Ferris Buller's Da...   Apr 21 2005, 06:26 PM
Skyline Drive   Wake up like you do normally, as soon as you wake ...   Apr 21 2005, 06:45 PM
azn_shortie   cramps? parents can always check fevers with therm...   Apr 21 2005, 06:52 PM
IamRad   say u got major cramps and a huge headache and u c...   Apr 21 2005, 07:05 PM
iwannakisshim   I say go with the throwing up thing. It's alwa...   Apr 21 2005, 07:09 PM
danishcookiez   don't go to sleep all night. in the morning, y...   Apr 21 2005, 07:52 PM
starlette   haha I'm the pro on this. so sad. Grab red l...   Apr 21 2005, 08:01 PM
FoOd   QUOTE(karamelle @ Apr 21 2005, 6:01 PM)haha I...   Apr 21 2005, 09:53 PM
mzkandi   QUOTE(karamelle @ Apr 21 2005, 9:01 PM)haha I...   Apr 21 2005, 10:06 PM
dani41790   fake a headache. they can't really check if yo...   Apr 21 2005, 08:05 PM
aera   i fake the stomach flu. its the only thing i ever ...   Apr 21 2005, 08:37 PM
frenchaddict88   wait, why dont u hav ur notes/book exactly?? yea....   Apr 21 2005, 09:25 PM
Cake.   tapeworms.   Apr 21 2005, 09:27 PM
sweetdreamsx3   Cheese and milk.   Apr 21 2005, 09:49 PM
kokosofly   I heard oatmeal w/ water looks like throwup.. but ...   Apr 21 2005, 10:04 PM
tomboysocks   put pennies in your mouth [not the real nasty ones...   Apr 21 2005, 11:23 PM
one_and_only   QUOTE(tomboysocks @ Apr 21 2005, 9:23 PM)put ...   Apr 21 2005, 11:49 PM
sweetxsimplicity   You can't really fake being sick..it all depen...   Apr 22 2005, 12:17 AM
Funky Buddha   QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Apr 22 2005, 12:17 A...   Apr 22 2005, 12:19 AM
blah122986   i think da pukin things sounds good..haha...   Apr 22 2005, 08:25 AM
nicky04033   well........say u have stomachache....... this is ...   Apr 23 2005, 10:41 AM
xMayleex   Just say you have a headache or a bad stomach but ...   Apr 23 2005, 11:56 AM
bRoKeNxALoNE   Hmm. Make yourself throw up?   Apr 23 2005, 11:58 AM


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