What are some of your best excuses?, . Options

[HongKongDong]

I searched and found nothing like this, well somethign similiar but it was for a certain subject.

So post some excuses you've used for.. anytyhing!! HW, work, parents etc.

Heres one I used 2 weeks ago on my co-worker

Heres a little story for it to make some sense-
Everyday at work, I get to the office like 2 hours before my co-worker or my supervisor dude. So what I do is take a nap for about an hour n' a half. Yeah, another bit... the Insurance Agent I work for keeps a box of chocolates on his desk ...

Ok, back to the subject
I was sleeping as usual waiting for everyone... then suddenly my Co-worker came in and was like "What the hell are you doing sleeping on the job?!?!"

(Just like Will Smith I seem to have that ability to seem serious even though im joking around)

"You see what happened was. Some guy came in, and tried to steal the chocolate... he knocked me out... then I guess he put my jacket over me to make it look like I was sleeping... yeah thats what happened"

*Blank stare towards me*

"Shut up and get back to work"

darn him, nothing seems to be able to get passed him

Heres another one I tried using on my AP Bio teacher...

I forgot my science folder at home so...

Ms. B: Rik' wheres your HW?

"Im sorry Ms. B, I accidentally wrote it in dissappearing ink, it wont come back until tommorow... so can I turn it in then?"

Ms. B: *Completely ignores what I said and moves on*

--5 MINUTES LATER--

*Quickly copies friends HW*

"Hey Ms. B! The ink came back quicker then I had expected... can I still turn it in and get full credit?"

Ms. B: Sure w/e, just put it in the tray

=D






So what are some of your best excuses?

[xTINAA]

I usually speak to my teachers privately after class if I didn't do the homework and I say something like, I left it at home or my computer broke or my printer ran out of ink. Then I try to sound really sad and depressed about it and really stressed out and I start to get teary eyed. Then I apologize a million times so then they say it's okay for me to turn it in later. Today I wanted to ditch Spanish and I had already seen her and in fact borrowed her book like an hour before class (the teacher.) So like a minute before class starts I start running to class and get my keys and cell phone out and by time I see her I look all frazzled and out of breath and I gave her the book and I was like, "Omg. My dad just called me. I have a family emergency. I have to go." And I ran away. Haha. Uhm there are other excuses but I can't remember them right now. Oh I've also used the excuse of car trouble or sleeping in.