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Apr 18 2004, 06:38 PM
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I found this on some guy's site, and thought it was quite funny
That is, funny, but stereo-typical Korean They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle. Japanese They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it). Chinese (CBC/ABC) Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me! Chinese (Hong Kong) We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK. Chinese (Mainland) I got a lot of emails telling me to split Mainland and Taiwanese so here am I taking more time to observe and bring this info to you. A very sad thing to do really. So anyways I looked closely and I did notice a difference. I'm surprised I haven't seen it before. First of all again I must mention that I still cannot stand the sound of Mandarin. I'm sorry but it sounds very annoying. I also notice that wear these puffy, funky-color (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face (which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed). However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. They look like they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their HK cousins. :) Chinese (Taiwanese) There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement. Viet Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures. Flip (sp?) They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average. |
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Apr 18 2004, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE Chinese (CBC/ABC) Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me! yea this is me... QUOTE Korean They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle. this sounds like me too ( i get good grades and don't study xP ^^) but i'm not korean QUOTE Viet Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures. HAHAHAHAHA LMAO. i have a viet fren and i'm tellin u..shes DOESN'T hav a great figure... |
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Mireh Asian Girls Apr 18 2004, 06:38 PM
xquizit QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Flip (sp?)... Apr 18 2004, 07:02 PM
alfskater That was intresting... "They will find one an... Apr 18 2004, 07:10 PM
x_angawhomps QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 4:38 PM)Chinese (C... Apr 18 2004, 07:16 PM
xplicitmizz23 QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Flip (sp?)... Apr 18 2004, 07:35 PM
Fireshrieker QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 7:38 PM)Chinese (M... Apr 18 2004, 07:39 PM
Kathleen Yeah...the one for Filipinos is really short. It ... Apr 18 2004, 07:42 PM
m@dcow eh, duh I'm ugly Apr 18 2004, 07:49 PM
so0o_contagious hahahha.. they would find someone to kill you? hah... Apr 18 2004, 07:58 PM
hybrid Hahahaha, interesting. Well, yeah, I agree with ev... Apr 18 2004, 08:06 PM
blackeststar lol im viet and that doesnt apply to me at all... Apr 18 2004, 08:10 PM
mai_z pretty accurate...i'm CBC, but most of my frie... Apr 18 2004, 08:46 PM
swe3tascandie haha. thats funny. Apr 18 2004, 08:57 PM
MissingxHeart QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Viet
Don... Apr 18 2004, 09:08 PM
x_angawhomps QUOTE(MissingxHeart @ Apr 18 2004, 7:08 PM)ve... Apr 18 2004, 09:09 PM
xtremeliquid Wow..nice..lol.. Apr 18 2004, 09:13 PM
ThePrincessofTKD i want more for the filipinas man...haha..
i... Apr 18 2004, 09:31 PM
Mizz Cindy Tron QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)I found th... Apr 18 2004, 09:46 PM
annchovie haha..im taiwanese...but im born in america. what ... Apr 18 2004, 09:59 PM
CEP So what happened to the Asian Guys one?
*looking f... Apr 18 2004, 10:03 PM
conster QUOTEChinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Bor... Apr 18 2004, 10:23 PM
bluecrystals QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 1:38 PM)Japanese [... Apr 19 2004, 01:21 AM
f00LisH_h3aRt63 this is me...
QUOTEJapanese
They can either be r... Apr 19 2004, 01:58 AM
01-supergirl Whatever Iam it sure matches me. dam Apr 19 2004, 02:00 AM
LuShuZxLaNa the viet one is a laugh. haha. Apr 19 2004, 03:38 AM
jimmyjackiechan That's true about viets. Well, not the killin... Apr 19 2004, 07:14 AM
Winter Hmm so many different Chinese there but not one of... Apr 19 2004, 08:39 AM
LaZazn The Viet part is so true. -nods- Apr 19 2004, 09:18 AM
mglbaby haha yea daz interesting.... Apr 19 2004, 12:07 PM
phatty haHAh that's funny Apr 19 2004, 01:17 PM
instantmusic i love asian girls in general. Apr 19 2004, 01:35 PM
jooleeah is there like a abt? ( american born taiwanese....... Apr 19 2004, 04:22 PM
sharpieaddicteD im the ABC and viet. haha mostly ABC tho. hahahaah... Apr 19 2004, 04:30 PM
PurrfectMissM QUOTE(alfskater @ Apr 18 2004, 7:10 PM)That w... Apr 19 2004, 04:39 PM
LuShuZxLaNa oh man. i'll have to laugh about that. okay, f... Apr 20 2004, 10:31 PM
dani41790 QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 1:38 PM)Flip (sp?)... Apr 20 2004, 11:07 PM
Just_Dream Viets get together ALOT lol no offense, I mean I... Apr 20 2004, 11:56 PM
LuShuZxLaNa QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Apr 20 2004, 9:56 PM)Viets... Apr 21 2004, 12:12 AM
F_L_I_P Yay! were the nicest on the list! Apr 21 2004, 12:29 PM
CJ1 hehe... I like this. It shows pros and cons for th... Apr 21 2004, 02:46 PM
breakingawa0101 QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Chinese (T... Nov 30 2004, 05:54 PM
Spirited Away QUOTE(LuShuZxLaNa @ Apr 21 2004, 12:12 AM)yes... Nov 30 2004, 06:02 PM
souldreamers QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Viet
Don... Nov 30 2004, 06:05 PM
aznxdreamer go chinese!! woo!!!!!... Nov 30 2004, 06:05 PM
mirage QUOTEChinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about ... Nov 30 2004, 06:13 PM
autumn. hm, most of the koreans that i know at school are ... Nov 30 2004, 07:09 PM
sunissed14127 lol...pretty funny. none of those apply to me tho,... Nov 30 2004, 07:11 PM
hiromi Haha, Power to the Japanese *raises fist in air* .... Nov 30 2004, 07:17 PM
xj_liana_tx QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Chinese (M... Nov 30 2004, 07:22 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916 QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Viet
Don... Nov 30 2004, 07:31 PM
nyCzxfOx QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Chinese (C... Nov 30 2004, 07:32 PM
1--GIRL QUOTEChinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Bor... Nov 30 2004, 07:38 PM
helllla jankyyyy lol those are funny. but i'm not asian Nov 30 2004, 07:49 PM
Sumiaki QUOTE(f00LisH_h3aRt63 @ Apr 19 2004, 1:58 AM)... Nov 30 2004, 08:11 PM
jambaJUICE QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Flip (sp?)... Nov 30 2004, 08:47 PM
nexuskpl hrm...filipino girls??so no one noticed any habits... Nov 30 2004, 09:44 PM
azn hunni xox QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Japanese ... Dec 1 2004, 12:18 AM
disbemejen QUOTE(xquizit @ Apr 18 2004, 5:02 PM)I guess ... Dec 1 2004, 12:21 AM
azn_r4pf4n QUOTE(LaZazn @ Apr 19 2004, 6:18 AM)The Viet ... Dec 1 2004, 12:23 AM
FLIPxADDICTION wow that guy is pretty opinionated. It shouldn... Dec 1 2004, 12:23 AM
xPartyGrlDx QUOTEFlip (sp?)
They are actually very nice peopl... Dec 1 2004, 01:05 AM
yanners QUOTEChinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually qui... Dec 1 2004, 03:57 AM
MyChemicalRomance. QUOTE(x uHoH iTs Lo x @ Nov 30 2004, 4:49 PM)... Dec 1 2004, 05:24 AM
smallcity wow interesting Dec 1 2004, 05:56 AM
niez_cho QUOTEChinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about ... Dec 1 2004, 07:00 AM
lonelydevil426 i don't find it really accurate...it mite be f... Dec 1 2004, 08:00 AM
xnastyninjagrlx QUOTEChinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually qui... Dec 1 2004, 01:43 PM
Jus2s1mp13 QUOTEhaha..why is the viet section so damned short... Dec 1 2004, 02:00 PM
Tag_youre_it QUOTEChinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about ... Dec 1 2004, 07:32 PM
xxmzkrnpunkster4 QUOTEKorean
They're perhaps the only ethnic t... Dec 1 2004, 07:58 PM
weirdness QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)Chinese (C... Dec 1 2004, 08:49 PM
JlIaTMK it does seem that filipino girls are the nicest
an... Dec 1 2004, 08:59 PM
madRooney yea quite true.. how about other asians? singapore... Dec 2 2004, 01:00 PM
crash57 QUOTEChinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Bor... Dec 2 2004, 04:38 PM
sweetdreamsx3 I'm the ABC and the Viet one. :P Lol Interesti... Dec 2 2004, 11:02 PM
PinkTrash aha Im cbc =] Dec 3 2004, 01:56 PM
Tag_youre_it QUOTE(crash57 @ Dec 2 2004, 2:38 PM)i'm g... Dec 4 2004, 12:10 AM
alone in the world QUOTEi'm mad that the one for filipinos was so... Dec 4 2004, 02:37 AM
barelyy_coherent I don't really agree with the one about Hong K... Dec 4 2004, 02:53 AM
tainted_angel What if you're an ABC AND Flip?
Lol, oh well,... Dec 4 2004, 03:08 AM
jezika hey hey hk girls arent THAT bad are they? haha alt... Dec 4 2004, 06:23 AM
jezika [QUOTE]Also, Hongers don't wear makeup...like.... Dec 4 2004, 06:26 AM
nyCzxfOx QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Dec 4 2004, 2:53 AM)... Dec 4 2004, 09:21 AM
christiee_nax interesting read Dec 4 2004, 11:47 AM
doggyxuan haha funnyness Dec 4 2004, 01:53 PM
doggyxuan and oh so true. Dec 4 2004, 01:55 PM
misoka QUOTEThey're perhaps the only ethnic that can ... Dec 4 2004, 01:55 PM
177emories QUOTEChinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about ... Dec 30 2004, 02:47 AM
Azarel QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 3:38 PM)Viet
Don... Dec 30 2004, 02:53 AM
RandomHero Whoa. None of that applies to me..maybe cause I... Dec 30 2004, 03:17 AM
jr0h Korean
They're perhaps the only ethnic that c... Dec 30 2004, 03:25 AM
xsweetxcandyx ha ha.. funny// but i'm asian and my groups is... Dec 30 2004, 03:46 AM
bad_girl QUOTEChinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about ... Dec 30 2004, 05:17 AM
lil_nat_cat QUOTEChinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about ... Dec 30 2004, 05:42 AM
Wishful Thinking QUOTEViet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyf... Dec 30 2004, 09:23 AM
tootsie_kiddo QUOTEJapanese
They can either be real hot or real... Dec 30 2004, 09:43 AM
nyCzxfOx QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)I found th... Dec 30 2004, 11:17 AM
Skyline Drive Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend... Dec 30 2004, 11:25 AM
mona lisa what about the rest of asia? you should have writt... Dec 30 2004, 11:31 AM![]() ![]() |