annonying family friends, have them? Options

[DavidJ2318]

argh. there is this super-annonying couple that my mom is friends with and sometimes they can be such retards.

lets call them vincent and mary. well anyway they are late 20/early 30 somethings who are married and childless and have like 10 phds. they are also health nuts or body nazis, as i like to call them and look down upon anyone who doesnt do 100 pushups a day. i will admit, i am slightly overweight (like 5-10 pounds) and they are always on my case about it.

for my 13th birthday they gave me book entitled "fast food nation: how america gets fat" and they were like "read this book, it might help". another time my parents dropped me and my sister there because they had to go somewhere and needed someone to take care of us (my sister didnt wanna be by herself, even if i was there). they had come back from the health club (where else) and needed to take a shower, which meant we couldnt come in the house (i know i was like wth?) and so vincent is like "why dont you run a couple of laps around our neighborhood" and i am like uh... and yea. do yall have anyone like that?

[xMayleex]

My dad used to know theese weird people who used to come over because they wanted to watch telly over our house, he used to come over half 10 and stay until around half 9 but then my parents told him to go away and he kept phoning us all the time, which was kinda scary. Oh and we had the obsessive window cleaning, he used to wait in his van all day until we came out and tried to make a conversation lol, we once went bowling and he was saying how much he loved bowling and he asked if he could come lol, he was kinda like than man robin williams plays in one hour photo, we dont ever see him anymore i think he emigrated to another country or something.