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 Apr 13 2005, 04:52 PM
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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!" ~not that funny sry~ |
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Apr 16 2005, 03:04 PM
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That's not fair.. The lawyer gets everything. =)
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surfhottieoffcoast LAWN MOWER Apr 13 2005, 04:52 PM
Stuckie WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Its not funny, but its not bad... Apr 13 2005, 06:01 PM dahalfkoreanstyl lol!!!, that guy must be really stingy Apr 13 2005, 06:10 PM SMUSHiENESS lols. cows. Apr 13 2005, 06:16 PM
XDrayne QUOTE(SMUSHiENESS @ Apr 13 2005, 6:16 PM)lols... Sep 6 2005, 02:28 PM Nicolatofu Awww, haha that's pretty mean! And that la... Apr 13 2005, 06:19 PM x3__iGiVEup WOW. that's so mean haha; I didnt get it at fi... Apr 14 2005, 05:08 PM Kenjii That's so mean! One foot tall grass is pre... Apr 14 2005, 08:55 PM --x who0ps wow! nice joke ! O_O Apr 15 2005, 12:18 AM YoGrandpaIsFine Hahahahahahaha. That was a good one. Apr 15 2005, 07:32 PM strwbrrykiwi23 that's really mean.
lawyers -_-;
nice joke. Apr 15 2005, 08:09 PM KERP1UNK haha i thought it was pretty funny...but i laugh @... Apr 15 2005, 10:21 PM MetalChick77 LOL. that was a good one Apr 15 2005, 11:39 PM Frankie awww. poor people! Apr 16 2005, 12:53 AM Chaos13 meany!!!! hahahha Apr 16 2005, 05:01 PM XaZnX07 LOL hahaha thats funny lOL thats great ites mean b... Apr 16 2005, 05:07 PM WrathOfOnigo Aw that's so mean =[. What a jerky lawyer. Apr 16 2005, 10:15 PM toyo loco thats soo mean .. Apr 17 2005, 01:23 AM wind&fire thats evil of the man Apr 17 2005, 02:06 AM xcaitlinx ahah shows how mean some rich ppl are. Apr 17 2005, 10:16 AM aera what a horrible person. Aug 17 2005, 12:59 AM kpx_danny HAHAHAH LOL . i lovd this joke it was hysterical .... Aug 24 2005, 10:19 PM Sbradley1987 Either it's late or I'm slow, cause I didn... Aug 24 2005, 11:09 PM alli thats mean! he has so much moneyy he can cut h... Sep 1 2005, 03:43 PM hall0w rofl Sep 2 2005, 06:44 PM i heart john HAHA. Poor people. Sep 4 2005, 08:53 AM Spiritual Winged Aura OMFG. THAT'S SO NICE AND MEAN. Sep 4 2005, 07:15 PM xxaznxgurlxx so mean. but 1 ft is pretty long. Sep 4 2005, 10:32 PM x3_mr_mak aww how sad Sep 6 2005, 07:46 PM |
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