Story Time!, Your worst blow to the nuts Options

[soulless727]

This probably has been done before but I ran a search and got nothing so I'm sorry if there is one like this already.

I just thought it would be fun to listen to some stories about how bad you've taken it....So Ill start us off:

We were in gym class and just got done running a mile or something like that and we got freetime for the rest of the period so a bunch of us went to play volleyball in a circle. We were just messing around like always and one of my friends was just going crazy and he started making the girl who I like really pyssed off. So she finaly got a hold of the volleyball and she went to spike it towards him but she hit the ball wrong. >*must interupt you to tell you I was having a conversation with someone to my left when she was to my right and that she was in volleyball and was best player from our school with lots of aces*< So I'm just having my conversation and the next thing I know I get a volleyball right in my nuts.....hurt like shyt....It literally made me close my eyes so fast from the pain 2 eye drops just flew out of my eyes....i wasnt balling or anything but like it just squirted out if that makes any sense.....I could hardly walk for the rest of the day.....

So How about yours? I'm sure mine is nothing compared to half of yours.

[FracturedSilence]

Hm... Let's see.

About a week ago I was playing football with the guys, and I was going out for a pass. Now, hell, I didn't think to wear a cup -- I was injured halfway through the season, so I'm just glad I can play, right? Yeah. Anyways, I jumped to catch the ball, and Eric (who played defensive linebacker for the other team) just right behind me. I guess when I jumped, he dove for my feet. I caught the ball, came back down and fell over him. As luck usually has it at times like this, I got twisted around, and landed right on his foot.

I quit for the day. Yeah, I cried... Didn't bawl, but I cried. It hurt a lot. Went home and iced "it" for the rest of the day.

edit//
It wasn't organized football, just a fun game with friends.

edit two//
No, his shoe wasn't pointing up, otherwise I think that I'd be in the hospital right about now.