Girls are like..... Options

[dopeyalan]

Girls are like phones, they like to talk a lot. if press the wrong button.....will be disconnected...

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aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true

awww that one is sooooo kyoote!!!!!

okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go:
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

[HoodieObsessed]

okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go:
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

hahahah, I like the "Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. " but I think that should be women because women dress themselves up an stuff, so it should be "women are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright." but ofcourse I Woudlnt' say that because I AM a women

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. too true

lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

lmao, tha'ts awesome