PENIS!, What's the plural for penis? Options

[agirlnamed_aly]

Okay, now that I have your attention, I would like to introduce myself.

The name is Alyson.
Age: Tu Madre

10 Random Things About Me:

1) I love beef jerky and strawberries. Together if possible, but never blended.
2) I *heart* music and books.
3) If Vincent Van Gogh were still alive, I'd marry him.
4) My best friend is a tranvestite cornhusk doll named Stacy -- and maybe Pauline.
5) I had an illicit affair with Pauline's blender. (According to her)
6) I have a big penis. No wait. I wish.
7) I hate people who type grammatically incorrect
8) I love writing poetry. Well actually I just love writing.
9) I'm obssessed with Harry Potter. Not the movies or the actors, THE BOOKS people, the books!
10) I can't believe you took the time to read this. Oh and Pauline is drawing a lion -- "It's not a lion! - Pauline -- err a hippo/horse/thingy on my mirror.

Besides that I have few pet peeves, but they do consist of:

- pEoPlE WhO TAlK LykE DiSS
- Hypocrits
- Homophobes
- Racists
- Chauvinists
- BOOK HATERS!
- People who are always depressed. For like no reason.
- People who use the word "gay" out of context.
- That "thing".

I'm not sure what else there is to say about myself. I just poured out all my deepest darkest secrets for the world to see, so feel special h0rz.

Don't get angry because I use netspeak. And uh, yeah. I am such a n00b.
Feel free to thwap me anytime you want.

Mucho love,

Aly

[Nicolatofu]

I'm sure you'll fit right in here at cB! You sound very cool, Alyson. My name is Nicole. And now you've got me wondering.. what is the plural form of penis? penises? penii? eh.. that last one doesn't make sense!