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post Apr 15 2004, 05:23 AM
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do you guys know any good pick-up lines

tell me if they succeeded or not

1. "Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day"
Success?....haven't tried it yet..._smile.gif
 
 
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post Apr 17 2004, 09:46 PM
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I have this font that has 52 pick up lines =)
I'll name a few..
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Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

You are the only reason why I come here alone.

The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?

You're so hot you make the devil sweat.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock!

You will all those curves, and me with no brakes!

Are from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.

Hey, you wanna play lion? You go kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat.

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM?

Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but is your name Shanaynay?

Damn girl, you even look good with the lights on!

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.

Come over to my house and let's do math. Add the bed, Divide the legs, and we'll multiply.

I want to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Can I put my thingie in your thingie?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off of you.

Would you like to dance, or should I go fcuk myself again?

Do you mind if I stare at you upclose instead of from across the room?

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

If I were a dog, would you help me bury my bone?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I put U and I together.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Can I have a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Did you watch your jeans in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.

Can I borrow 25 cents? My mom told me to call him the first time I fell in love.

Do you have any Italian in you? Want some?

Let's play army. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Damn, I thought only "very fine" came in a bottle.

Should I call you or nudge you?

You and me, we be dancin' in the sheets.

Those are a nice set of legs. What time do they open?

You wanna know what would look good on you? "Me."
 

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v@por   the Best Lines   Apr 15 2004, 05:23 AM
malenky_koshka   noones tried that one on me, but speaking from a g...   Apr 15 2004, 07:25 PM
v@por   QUOTE(malenky_koshka @ Apr 15 2004, 7:25 PM)n...   Apr 15 2004, 07:57 PM
L00d   pick up lines aren't usually meant to work.. t...   Apr 15 2004, 08:24 PM
v@por   QUOTE(L00d @ Apr 15 2004, 8:24 PM)pick up lin...   Apr 16 2004, 12:30 AM
pyrochick19770   LoL yea!! or "If i told u that u had ...   Apr 16 2004, 12:33 AM
L00d   yeah i mean what kinda girl would actually fall fo...   Apr 16 2004, 12:37 AM
v@por   QUOTE(L00d @ Apr 16 2004, 12:37 AM)yeah i mea...   Apr 16 2004, 05:20 AM
Fireshrieker   here's a list of 37 (i think) great (and dirty...   Apr 16 2004, 08:09 AM
XxBrookxX   QUOTE(Fireshrieker @ Apr 16 2004, 9:09 AM...   Apr 10 2007, 03:26 PM
Dr_Robotio   I got an awesome one U ask the girl "Do you ...   Apr 16 2004, 04:12 PM
iheartsimba   QUOTE(v@por @ Apr 16 2004, 5:20 AM)there...   Apr 16 2004, 05:11 PM
mai_z   woah! lmao these are so funny...but would neve...   Apr 16 2004, 05:43 PM
v@por   QUOTE(Dr_Robotio @ Apr 16 2004, 4:12 PM)I got...   Apr 16 2004, 07:09 PM
immersion31   i dunno if some1 put this, i too lazy to check. ...   Apr 16 2004, 08:36 PM
CEP   " Can I have a bandaid? Because I scrapped my...   Apr 16 2004, 08:41 PM
immersion31   haha, funny man, funny   Apr 16 2004, 08:44 PM
xtremeliquid   I don't really think its a good idea to start ...   Apr 16 2004, 09:07 PM
iheartsimba   hhaaha pick-up lines....funny but not exactly the ...   Apr 16 2004, 10:41 PM
LinknPrk__003   the only pick up line i ever used is ''I t...   Apr 17 2004, 01:07 AM
immersion31   QUOTEI don't really think its a good idea to s...   Apr 17 2004, 02:33 AM
v@por   QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Apr 16 2004, 8:41 PM)...   Apr 17 2004, 02:36 AM
alfskater   THe best one so far is this one "Hey is you...   Apr 17 2004, 03:55 AM
Jiggapin0   Take her hand...talk about a story about a bunny r...   Apr 17 2004, 04:04 AM
Youraisemeup   QUOTE(Jiggapin0 @ Apr 17 2004, 4:04 AM) T...   Apr 24 2007, 04:47 PM
v@por   QUOTE(alfskater @ Apr 17 2004, 3:55 AM)THe be...   Apr 17 2004, 06:12 AM
krnxswat   QUOTE(v@por @ Apr 17 2004, 7:12 AM)help? plea...   Apr 17 2004, 06:22 AM
angel-roh   yeah soo true... i helped u, v@por! so stop wh...   Apr 17 2004, 07:15 AM
malenky_koshka   lol. most of the 36 are funny. most of them will p...   Apr 17 2004, 10:54 AM
v@por   QUOTE(krnxswat @ Apr 17 2004, 6:22 AM)Please ...   Apr 17 2004, 09:11 PM
x_angawhomps   I have this font that has 52 pick up lines =) I...   Apr 17 2004, 09:46 PM
iheartsimba   QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 17 2004, 9:46 PM)I h...   Apr 17 2004, 10:34 PM
IBathedinAcid   I got one.. I should use it on a guy and see if it...   Apr 17 2004, 10:52 PM
Emdawg   Haha these are great! I dont know if anyone p...   Apr 20 2004, 12:52 PM
instantmusic   yall... at a club... its like this... check it: y...   Apr 21 2004, 09:00 PM
kyoote_pnay411   haha i got a few... are you jamaican?? cuhs JA-MA...   Mar 14 2007, 10:29 PM
micron   haha pick up lines are cheesy and never work. how ...   Mar 15 2007, 09:21 AM
Slushies_Blow_My_Mind!   An old Boyfriend of mine said " Did it hurt?...   Mar 20 2007, 03:23 PM
Flip_x   this one is rude!! hey how about a pizza ...   Mar 21 2007, 12:26 PM
suddenly she   Dang Kyro, way to post in every forum! :) QUO...   Apr 13 2007, 01:02 AM
StanleyThePanda   QUOTE(micron @ Mar 15 2007, 10:21 AM) hah...   Mar 21 2007, 12:34 PM
GhEtTo_DuChEsS   Some of the ones i read on here are HILARIOUS...   Mar 28 2007, 06:15 PM
cvchango   my favorite... Too bad your not DNA helicase... ca...   Mar 28 2007, 07:03 PM
hii   here Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and ...   Mar 28 2007, 10:05 PM
LJay   Worst one i ever had was from my current Boyfriend...   Apr 11 2007, 04:46 PM
RAWRstephishere   Do you know karate? 'Cause your body's KI...   Apr 12 2007, 10:32 PM
kryogenix   That's some nappy-headed hos there. I'm go...   Apr 13 2007, 12:35 AM
Mystic Eyes   I've never really used lines like that before ...   Apr 13 2007, 04:54 AM
&/degradanca.   These are ones I think are funny: "Pardon me,...   Apr 13 2007, 06:34 AM
keep.breathin   i think cheesy pickup lines are cute.   Apr 21 2007, 11:21 PM
phoenixpyre   pick up lines dont work any more... silly mortals   Apr 21 2007, 11:49 PM
mistah sliccz   lol u should work on introducing yourself and gett...   Apr 22 2007, 12:00 AM
BrandonSaunders   Flaunt what you got. Its not a line, but there...   Apr 22 2007, 08:52 AM


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