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 Apr 5 2005, 11:37 PM
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After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?"
The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't." The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you that idea at the party tonight?" A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. Q: What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A: One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it! |
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Apr 5 2005, 11:50 PM
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These are actually good jokes.
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zuhms jokes. umm yeah lol Apr 5 2005, 11:37 PM
miszSERENiTY The last one was cute. Apr 5 2005, 11:49 PM wind&fire they are annoying Apr 5 2005, 11:51 PM bab3egurl8o5 i like the last one Apr 6 2005, 12:22 AM
anqie Q: What is the difference between a frog and a hor... Apr 6 2005, 12:26 AM |
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