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 Aug 11 2004, 03:38 PM
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." |
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Apr 5 2005, 04:07 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
what kind of mental retard irons their clothes while they are wearing them?
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Grand_master_1 Consumer labels Aug 11 2004, 03:38 PM
tootsie_kiddo i read these before....
but y r ppl so stupid?... Aug 11 2004, 03:42 PM silver rain haha, i've actually seen some of those- eh the... Aug 11 2004, 03:55 PM F1R3B4T lmfao those are friggn funni Aug 11 2004, 03:56 PM MasterNe0 lol. Aug 11 2004, 04:24 PM elmogurly don't blaim the general public for mistakes th... Aug 11 2004, 06:32 PM yellowgurl hehe.. i posted the similar topic accidentally... ... Apr 5 2005, 12:34 AM Anime_Otaku loved them...do you have more? Apr 5 2005, 06:03 AM liSerS x3 i think this has already been posted.
http://www.... Apr 5 2005, 06:01 PM smilz2dasun yea..i've read those before. pretty funny. don... Apr 5 2005, 07:02 PM nightmare4taki They probaly put those instructions on there becau... Apr 5 2005, 07:30 PM azngrl7691 On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for t... Apr 10 2005, 07:14 PM starlette hehe. Thats so sad. So freaking sad. The human ... Apr 11 2005, 04:06 PM YoGrandpaIsFine I saw that before, but it's still funny. Peopl... Apr 11 2005, 04:07 PM
x3__iGiVEup I read that before. I laugh everytime I read it Apr 11 2005, 06:44 PM |
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