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blonde joke, very few have heard it
k_dizzle90
post Apr 3 2005, 02:09 AM
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a blondes n her car and shes swirvin left and right. when a policemen pulls her over and says "can u tell me why u were swirvin left and right?" she says no cuz i wuz asleep.
 
 
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pandamonium
post Apr 3 2005, 02:42 PM
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lol

i know a funnier one similar to that one

there is this blonde girl driving her car and shes driving down the street but she turns left and she tops then she turns right and she stops.

so a policeman comes and pulls over the blonde and asks her "why do you stop whenever you turn". and the blonde replies "because whenever i turn i hit a tree" and then the policeman says "ma'am thats your air freshener."
 

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