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what do u call a black person?
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Apr 3 2005, 11:32 AM
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 Go on, hug me, I dare you...  Group: Member Posts: 299 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,809 |
Jesus guys if your going to do racist jokes, just do some funny ones:
Why should you never put your hand into a packet of Jelly babies? 'Coz the black ones will nick you watch What should you say when you see you're TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it nigger Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? He doesn't know he's black How do you stop a black man hanging around in your front garden? Hang him in the back Please I'm not racist, I even have a black best friend, its just funny to laugh at people in general. I'm irish, so... It's revolutionary Paris, 1789, and three spies from across the channel are about to be guillotined. "Do you wan't to be beheaded on your back or your front?" The executioner asked Smith. "On my back," said Smith. "I'm not afraid of death." So Smith was laid on his back under the blade. The executioner pulled the lever. Schlick... and the blade jammed. Smith was reprieved because no man can be sentanced to death twice. Hoskins was next. He too chose to face the knife. Again the blade jammed, and Hoskins was reprieved. Murphy was third. "Back or front?" "If it's good enough for Smith and Hoskins, it's good enough for me," and so Murphy was laid on his back under the blade. "Begorrah," he said. "Just a minute. I think i can see why it jams." |
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Statistik what do u call a black person? Mar 11 2005, 08:43 PM
azn_r4pf4n most idiotic joke i've seen.
and i don't... Mar 11 2005, 10:15 PM barelyy_coherent ...what?
To be honest with you, Jason, you're... Mar 11 2005, 10:21 PM
sweetxsimplicity QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Mar 11 2005, 7:21 PM... Mar 12 2005, 10:55 PM chaneun i dun get it? Mar 11 2005, 10:37 PM mzkandi
as a black person, I am NOT amused .....
and fo... Mar 11 2005, 10:38 PM barelyy_coherent QUOTE(mzkandi @ Mar 11 2005, 7:38 PM)as a bla... Mar 11 2005, 11:58 PM DaTru KataLYST QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Mar 11 2005, 8:58 PM... Mar 12 2005, 03:19 AM kyuubi319 QUOTE(DaTru KataLYST @ Mar 12 2005, 3:19 AM)g... Mar 12 2005, 06:15 PM mzkandi QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Mar 11 2005, 11:58 P... Mar 12 2005, 03:54 AM purestkiss101 QUOTE(mzkandi @ Mar 11 2005, 10:38 PM)
as a b... Mar 12 2005, 10:26 PM Baku What do you call a korean person trying to be blac... Mar 11 2005, 10:41 PM azn_r4pf4n QUOTE(Baku @ Mar 11 2005, 7:41 PM)What do you... Mar 11 2005, 10:44 PM sm0kinm0nky ^^ hell yeah i agree with that man.
dude i dont ... Mar 11 2005, 10:43 PM DaTru KataLYST actually, this thread is so very funny. the lashba... Mar 11 2005, 11:52 PM lilxroxy ............eh? Mar 12 2005, 05:19 AM xbr0kensmil3 another black joke...
i don't get it Mar 12 2005, 10:55 AM cocoalightning27 Post any more racist jokes...I ...will.....get....... Mar 12 2005, 02:05 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Please stop posting these racist jokes, please...
... Mar 12 2005, 02:57 PM chaneun the joke of this thread is the feedback. HAHAHAHAA... Mar 12 2005, 06:42 PM chaneun the joke of this thread is the feedback. HAHAHAHAA... Mar 12 2005, 06:42 PM dani41790 you really have to stop with these kinda jokes. yo... Mar 12 2005, 10:23 PM wind&fire you gook... oh no im stooping to you level... Mar 12 2005, 10:29 PM StarlitxFrosT o wow. your a freakin moron
you should do some go... Mar 12 2005, 10:49 PM yanners eurgh...i dont get it. Mar 13 2005, 08:34 AM aznxdreamer you call a black person a black person.
lemme gue... Mar 13 2005, 04:23 PM Rachel is love QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Mar 13 2005, 2:23 PM)you ... Mar 26 2005, 04:31 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES umm .. i dont get it? Mar 13 2005, 04:26 PM bab3egurl8o5 that wasnt even funny Mar 14 2005, 11:35 PM D4rkf4m3 you need to stop trying to be a gangstar you damn ... Mar 16 2005, 12:33 AM sweetxsimplicity QUOTE(D4rkf4m3 @ Mar 15 2005, 9:33 PM)you nee... Mar 16 2005, 07:57 PM chaneun stay away from humor forums... Mar 17 2005, 08:20 PM slipper what in the world. that didn't make no sense, ... Mar 18 2005, 01:38 AM basick ahahahahahhahaahhahaha
jason you are.... (jayz vo... Mar 18 2005, 01:43 AM jambaJUICE wow jason. you are dissappointment to an even furt... Mar 18 2005, 01:43 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY What the f**k Jason? Seriously... get a life. Mar 22 2005, 03:05 AM lolita kitty like omg!!!1111one!!!... Mar 22 2005, 08:51 AM wind&fire ^ why do you write the word "one"?????? ... Mar 23 2005, 01:02 AM salcha AHHAAHha THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
not. Mar 23 2005, 01:07 AM lakerfever2476 See what you get for trying to be something you... Mar 23 2005, 07:09 PM xnofearx I call a black person his/her name, you are retard... Mar 23 2005, 07:12 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii wtf?
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>.<''' Mar 25 2005, 02:53 PM Angel_Cece hm. please stop? you tried these jokes before.. do... Mar 25 2005, 02:58 PM ItzOnlySydney ur not funny
i call them by name or african amer... Mar 25 2005, 02:58 PM gponce10104 that was just stupid Mar 25 2005, 08:23 PM f0b_un1t ummmm Mar 25 2005, 10:42 PM hosing Ahh I would have killed myself if there was this m... Mar 26 2005, 12:33 PM ermfermoo That's just freaking stupid. And it gets even ... Mar 26 2005, 01:40 PM aznxdreamer okay...your gonna get jumped.....everyday. Mar 26 2005, 07:30 PM Angel_Cece QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Mar 26 2005, 7:30 PM)okay... Mar 27 2005, 01:12 AM the_crox wtf jason.... shut up. So not entertaining! *z... Mar 27 2005, 05:32 PM chaneun Why do you make fun of black people if you are try... Mar 29 2005, 11:54 AM nightmare4taki For some reason I laughed at this joke. Not becaus... Mar 29 2005, 03:49 PM Statistik Here's a reminder: Why do black rappers such a... Mar 29 2005, 03:52 PM Angel_Cece QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Mar 29 2005, 3:52 PM)Here... Mar 29 2005, 04:03 PM nightmare4taki QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Mar 29 2005, 2:52 PM)Here... Mar 29 2005, 09:21 PM Baku QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Mar 29 2005, 2:52 PM)Here... Mar 29 2005, 09:25 PM Weird addiction QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Mar 29 2005, 9:52 PM)Here... Apr 3 2005, 11:37 AM starlette QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Mar 29 2005, 3:52 PM)Here... Apr 3 2005, 03:04 PM Funky Buddha Wow... Jason, you just continue to amaze me Mar 29 2005, 03:55 PM racoons > you i would call a black person jane. because its PRET... Mar 29 2005, 04:20 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b jason. you are sad. what ^ said
PSSSH. Mar 29 2005, 05:18 PM xd0rkette wow. you racist. it's not even funny. Mar 29 2005, 05:49 PM x3__iGiVEup QUOTEWhat do you call a korean person trying to be... Mar 29 2005, 08:53 PM nightmare4taki ^exactly
What do you call Jason Kang a Korean who... Mar 29 2005, 09:27 PM xquizit QUOTE(nightmare4taki @ Mar 29 2005, 9:27 PM)^... Apr 3 2005, 04:34 AM surfhottieoffcoast HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.........no....BAD!!!... Apr 3 2005, 11:38 AM starlette um...if i knew more black people i'd have them... Apr 3 2005, 03:01 PM sweetxsimplicity This includes, but is not limited to excessive swe... Apr 22 2005, 12:10 AM waffles Why, you racist little f*****... How dare you mak... Apr 23 2005, 10:25 AM wind&fire QUOTE(waffles @ Apr 24 2005, 1:25 AM)Why, you... Apr 23 2005, 11:57 PM toodlepops. Racist jokes should stop. Apr 23 2005, 10:34 PM ApocalypseAelis Uh, guys, you can stop now...it's been over a ... Apr 24 2005, 12:03 AM one_and_only Yea even tho im Africa American I dont get it. wer... Apr 24 2005, 05:23 PM taggy505 This is getting more pathetic as we speak. Apr 24 2005, 05:46 PM hollesther *CRICKET CRICKET* *COUGH*WAS THAT A JOKE?THAT WASN... Apr 27 2005, 12:27 AM wind&fire ^ giddammit you guys are like month LATE freakind ... Apr 27 2005, 01:49 AM Rachel is love Closed for being extremely dumb and racist.
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