Ghetto luv poem |
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Ghetto luv poem |
May 24 2004, 07:25 PM
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Gul I love you, Straight up Fo'Sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls not to call me no mo. I knowed it was true, the first day I seed you. Why you thank I do, the thangs I do? Remember how I use ta wine and dine you, Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que. I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes. Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight. Romanic evenins after dark, Skreet light walks around the block. Like the very first time, you came ova to my crib. And you got all scared, cause that roach was on yo Tims. I was right dare, |with a can of spray. To be yo Super Negro, and save the day. I ain't even pay my light bill, so I can take you to the club..... Don't knock ova does candles and burn up my rug! And dat nite we made luv, for a long liddle bit of time. I hope you got yours, cause I Sho'nuff got mine. I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed. Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs. Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk, so we had some toast and some potada chips. I use to rub lotion on yo feets, and massage yo back. I found you some glue, when you lost one of your tracks. Now what man you knowed, ever loved you like dis. Gul please just take my name off that child support list |
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Apr 3 2005, 03:13 AM
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lol damn that was funny...
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onenonly101 Ghetto luv poem May 24 2004, 07:25 PM
Luster Soldier I don't know why, but reading that gives me a ... May 24 2004, 07:26 PM
AilVl33 QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 6:26 PM)I... Nov 22 2005, 02:55 PM
lilxroxy QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 7:26 PM)I... Nov 29 2005, 09:41 AM
GinaDaQueen lol soo funny! love the ending. May 24 2004, 08:26 PM
dani41790 lol thas funni but kinda weird though May 25 2004, 02:09 PM
Got Shibby? haha, that's hilarious. May 26 2004, 05:08 PM
rOckThISshYt HAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS... May 27 2004, 12:45 AM
omg_melface AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 27 2004, 12:15 PM
xquizit LMAO. that was good. May 27 2004, 12:25 PM
islandkiss hahah. Jun 15 2004, 03:59 PM
tainted_angel LoL Nice nice! LoL. I'm still laughing. Jun 15 2004, 04:58 PM
177emories QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 8:26 PM)I... Jun 15 2004, 08:02 PM
mai_z hehe luv the ending~! Jun 15 2004, 08:44 PM
Winter Lol that was hilarious! Jun 20 2004, 07:50 AM
Beyond Elite I love the ending! Funny though. Jun 20 2004, 12:28 PM
the dispatch haha (= funny Jun 22 2004, 08:18 AM
darkangel AHAHAHA LMAO. IM COPYING THIS! Jun 23 2004, 08:09 PM
dasturbd LMFAO!! Omg I need to mail this to a frie... Jun 23 2004, 10:02 PM
× JeNi × haha das a good one Jun 24 2004, 05:46 PM
ji_cabinx ha ha ha...good one! Jun 26 2004, 04:06 PM
trail_of_memories Thats just 'jokes'. Mar 29 2005, 08:16 AM
j-kwon ok that was funny Mar 29 2005, 09:54 AM
chaneun ROFLOLMAO Mar 29 2005, 11:26 AM
saysaydaplay hahahahahah Mar 29 2005, 08:30 PM
Babiexdreamerz Haha...that was funny. Mar 29 2005, 08:34 PM
k_dizzle90 i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black peo... Apr 2 2005, 11:32 PM
miszSERENiTY QUOTE(k_dizzle90 @ Apr 2 2005, 11:32 PM)i tho... Apr 3 2005, 02:07 AM
k_dizzle90 i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black peo... Apr 2 2005, 11:33 PM
SweetAngel_90 !!LMAO!! Hahahaha!! great ... Apr 3 2005, 03:40 AM
starlette you know...it would've been a lot funnier if y... Apr 3 2005, 03:17 PM
pandamonium that took so long for me to read. but it was hilar... Apr 3 2005, 04:29 PM
xOx_aGnEs THAT IS HALARIOUS !! i am so saving it Apr 3 2005, 05:32 PM
xbr0kensmil3 LMAO...i sent it to all my friends and they cracke... Apr 3 2005, 05:53 PM
literemix24 Lol ouch, my head hurts. Jun 5 2005, 08:25 PM
thatoneasiangirlx Funny. Child support, haha. Jun 5 2005, 08:30 PM
waitwaitwait School's free.
Try going. Jun 8 2005, 03:11 PM
kandiapplegrl First off, this poem is nothing new. I first got i... Jun 8 2005, 03:15 PM
shawty_redd haha
funny Jun 8 2005, 08:16 PM
esharp that was funny... wierd thing was i could understa... Jun 8 2005, 09:00 PM
Szeh LMAO, but reading it gave quite a headache. Jun 9 2005, 04:43 PM
ldyxluvable what did you just say? ehh i cant understand speak... Dec 31 2006, 02:20 AM![]() ![]() |