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Ghetto luv poem
onenonly101
post May 24 2004, 07:25 PM
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Gul I love you, Straight up Fo'Sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls not to call me no mo.
I knowed it was true, the first day I seed you.
Why you thank I do, the thangs I do?
Remember how I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que.
I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.
Romanic evenins after dark,
Skreet light walks around the block.
Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo Tims.
I was right dare,
|with a can of spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save the day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to the club.....
Don't knock ova does candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I Sho'nuff got mine.
I woke up early
and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice,
no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals
and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast
and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.
Now what man you knowed,
ever loved you like dis.
Gul please just take my name off that child support list
 
 
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k_dizzle90
post Apr 2 2005, 11:32 PM
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i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black people say ya more than they say yo as in : member how i used to rub yo feet. trust me i know im black but it still wuz KINDA funny jus like the same thing over and over
 

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onenonly101   Ghetto luv poem   May 24 2004, 07:25 PM
Luster Soldier   I don't know why, but reading that gives me a ...   May 24 2004, 07:26 PM
AilVl33   QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 6:26 PM)I...   Nov 22 2005, 02:55 PM
lilxroxy   QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 7:26 PM)I...   Nov 29 2005, 09:41 AM
GinaDaQueen   lol soo funny! love the ending.   May 24 2004, 08:26 PM
dani41790   lol thas funni but kinda weird though   May 25 2004, 02:09 PM
Got Shibby?   haha, that's hilarious.   May 26 2004, 05:08 PM
rOckThISshYt   HAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS...   May 27 2004, 12:45 AM
omg_melface   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   May 27 2004, 12:15 PM
xquizit   LMAO. that was good.   May 27 2004, 12:25 PM
islandkiss   hahah.   Jun 15 2004, 03:59 PM
tainted_angel   LoL Nice nice! LoL. I'm still laughing.   Jun 15 2004, 04:58 PM
177emories   QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 24 2004, 8:26 PM)I...   Jun 15 2004, 08:02 PM
mai_z   hehe luv the ending~!   Jun 15 2004, 08:44 PM
Winter   Lol that was hilarious!   Jun 20 2004, 07:50 AM
Beyond Elite   I love the ending! Funny though.   Jun 20 2004, 12:28 PM
the dispatch   haha (= funny   Jun 22 2004, 08:18 AM
darkangel   AHAHAHA LMAO. IM COPYING THIS!   Jun 23 2004, 08:09 PM
dasturbd   LMFAO!! Omg I need to mail this to a frie...   Jun 23 2004, 10:02 PM
× JeNi ×   haha das a good one   Jun 24 2004, 05:46 PM
ji_cabinx   ha ha ha...good one!   Jun 26 2004, 04:06 PM
trail_of_memories   Thats just 'jokes'.   Mar 29 2005, 08:16 AM
j-kwon   ok that was funny   Mar 29 2005, 09:54 AM
chaneun   ROFLOLMAO   Mar 29 2005, 11:26 AM
saysaydaplay   hahahahahah   Mar 29 2005, 08:30 PM
Babiexdreamerz   Haha...that was funny.   Mar 29 2005, 08:34 PM
k_dizzle90   i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black peo...   Apr 2 2005, 11:32 PM
miszSERENiTY   QUOTE(k_dizzle90 @ Apr 2 2005, 11:32 PM)i tho...   Apr 3 2005, 02:07 AM
k_dizzle90   i thought that wuz too stereotypical cuz black peo...   Apr 2 2005, 11:33 PM
312pisces91   lol damn that was funny...   Apr 3 2005, 03:13 AM
SweetAngel_90   !!LMAO!! Hahahaha!! great ...   Apr 3 2005, 03:40 AM
starlette   you know...it would've been a lot funnier if y...   Apr 3 2005, 03:17 PM
pandamonium   that took so long for me to read. but it was hilar...   Apr 3 2005, 04:29 PM
xOx_aGnEs   THAT IS HALARIOUS !! i am so saving it   Apr 3 2005, 05:32 PM
xbr0kensmil3   LMAO...i sent it to all my friends and they cracke...   Apr 3 2005, 05:53 PM
literemix24   Lol ouch, my head hurts.   Jun 5 2005, 08:25 PM
thatoneasiangirlx   Funny. Child support, haha.   Jun 5 2005, 08:30 PM
waitwaitwait   School's free. Try going.   Jun 8 2005, 03:11 PM
kandiapplegrl   First off, this poem is nothing new. I first got i...   Jun 8 2005, 03:15 PM
shawty_redd   haha funny   Jun 8 2005, 08:16 PM
esharp   that was funny... wierd thing was i could understa...   Jun 8 2005, 09:00 PM
Szeh   LMAO, but reading it gave quite a headache.   Jun 9 2005, 04:43 PM
ldyxluvable   what did you just say? ehh i cant understand speak...   Dec 31 2006, 02:20 AM


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