Surgeons., Another Bush joke. Options

[ApocalypseAelis]

If you'll be offended, don't bother to read it.


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.


One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."


One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young
man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I
reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on
cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy
hat. Now he's president of the United States."

[surfhottieoffcoa...]

THATS COMPLETE BULLSHIT I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND GEORGE BUSH HAS BEEN A FAMILY FRIEND SINCE B4 I WAS BORN! ALL U BITCHES TALKIN BOUT MY FRIEND BETTER FCUK OFF!!! yes..i botherd to read. i'm not offended. I'M JUST FCUKING GONNA KILL U! U ALL NEED TO GO FUK URSELFS! AND THERES SOMTHING THAT I DONT THINK NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. I LIVE OFF THE COAST AND I COME TO TEXAS ALOT BECAUSE THATS WERE ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE AND ITS NOTHING LIKE HOSRSES AND COWBOYS ITS THE FCUKN SAME AS IT IS OVER HEAR! I AINT SEEN NO HORSE IN MY LIFE!

[KELLYYY]

THATS COMPLETE BULLSHIT I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND GEORGE BUSH HAS BEEN A FAMILY FRIEND SINCE B4 I WAS BORN!  ALL U BITCHES TALKIN BOUT MY FRIEND BETTER FCUK OFF!!! yes..i botherd to read.  i'm not offended. I'M JUST FCUKING GONNA KILL U!  U ALL NEED TO GO FUK URSELFS!  AND THERES SOMTHING THAT I DONT THINK NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.  I LIVE OFF THE COAST AND I COME TO TEXAS ALOT BECAUSE THATS WERE ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE AND ITS NOTHING LIKE HOSRSES AND COWBOYS  ITS THE FCUKN SAME AS IT IS OVER HEAR!  I AINT SEEN NO HORSE IN MY LIFE!

Calm down, it's just a joke.