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I STOLE THE POOP!
Yemmerz
post Mar 31 2005, 12:22 PM
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SAN DIEGO - This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.

Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at the dog, named Misty, and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber, who was believed to be in his 20s, ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled, police said.
 
 
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Nicolatofu
post Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM
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Probably while she was walking the dog, the dog pooped, so she picked the poop up. You can get fined if you don't!
oh my god. How sad. I probably would've given him my money if he tried to shoot my dog! what a loooser.
 

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Yemmerz   I STOLE THE POOP!   Mar 31 2005, 12:22 PM
salcha   hahah! but why was the woman carrying poop?   Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM
Shortiiex   QUOTE(wonders79 @ Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM)hahah...   Mar 31 2005, 06:19 PM
Nicolatofu   Probably while she was walking the dog, the dog po...   Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM
cocoalightning27   lol thats gotta suck.....poop...hahahaha   Mar 31 2005, 12:26 PM
zuhms   AhAA tHE DOgGy WAS FuLL OF iT !!! LMaO   Mar 31 2005, 12:35 PM
salcha   aHa! yEaH, how bout typing like a normal perso...   Mar 31 2005, 12:36 PM
xj_liana_tx   that was pretty funny.. well hopefully the dog was...   Mar 31 2005, 12:41 PM
mzkandi   wow thats funny about the poop. what i a dumb robb...   Mar 31 2005, 12:59 PM
sharerol   Hahahaha. How saaaaaad.   Mar 31 2005, 01:41 PM
rockstermonkey   heh..poop. The stuff that people do...   Mar 31 2005, 01:45 PM
baranthazul   QUOTE(rockstermonkey @ Mar 31 2005, 1:45 PM)h...   Mar 31 2005, 01:57 PM
sammi rules you   should this go in humor?..   Mar 31 2005, 01:46 PM
swe3ttemptasian   hahahahaha   Mar 31 2005, 01:57 PM
BELLA_RAGAZZA   LOL, wow that is just too funny! people thes...   Mar 31 2005, 01:58 PM
racoons > you   dogs kick ass.. they really do   Mar 31 2005, 02:19 PM
FoOd   Ha ha, if that was me, I would grab the doggy-poo ...   Mar 31 2005, 02:28 PM
ItzOnlySydney   haha i bet you that was james!   Mar 31 2005, 02:30 PM
Teesa   haha, that's funny=]   Mar 31 2005, 02:31 PM
pAtRiCk_sTar   Haha lol that's hilarious and really lucky fo...   Mar 31 2005, 02:34 PM
BitterSweetness   wow...that dog was lucky and the woman   Mar 31 2005, 02:37 PM
Wolverine0723   thats so sad, but funny, the robber only got the p...   Mar 31 2005, 04:42 PM
mona lisa   ROFL that's a pretty dumb robber.   Mar 31 2005, 04:44 PM
XRAYUZAX   OMG thatz so funny!!! well at least th...   Mar 31 2005, 04:44 PM
stephinika   haha thats funny about the poop, but luckily the d...   Mar 31 2005, 05:31 PM
racoons > you   QUOTEhaha i bet you that was james! wth?   Mar 31 2005, 05:32 PM
Gizmoid   Hah. I bet he was embarassed. I would have laughed...   Mar 31 2005, 05:35 PM
anqie   ^ Yeah i'd be standing there pointing at him, ...   Mar 31 2005, 05:47 PM
Skyline Drive   haha.. I'm going to say that for my current ev...   Mar 31 2005, 06:02 PM
Shattered_Hope   At least the lady and her dog was alright.   Mar 31 2005, 08:29 PM
lil boi   Maybe some poop were stucked? [jerry]   Mar 31 2005, 08:33 PM
iheartsimba   aww atleast they are ok, and the dog =]   Mar 31 2005, 08:36 PM
WrathOfOnigo   I use dog poop as self defense. Nobody is coming ...   Mar 31 2005, 08:37 PM
bab3egurl8o5   um....wierd?   Mar 31 2005, 09:13 PM
x3__iGiVEup   =O well i wouldnt carry a purse while walking the ...   Mar 31 2005, 09:14 PM
SMUSHiENESS   ROFLS. at least the lady didnt lose anything. haha...   Mar 31 2005, 09:16 PM
helllla jankyyyy   hahahaha that's funny. poop =]   Mar 31 2005, 09:28 PM


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