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 Mar 29 2005, 11:55 PM
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If you'll be offended, don't bother to read it. Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States." |
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Mar 30 2005, 10:54 AM
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made me smile. sorta.
still funny tho`. |
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ApocalypseAelis Surgeons. Mar 29 2005, 11:55 PM
Nicolatofu haha that one's pretty good. i had to reread t... Mar 29 2005, 11:57 PM Babiexdreamerz Haha....that was funny. I just love jokes. Mar 29 2005, 11:59 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol it kinda took me a while to get it..i guess it... Mar 30 2005, 06:23 AM yanners hahah..i liked this one. Mar 30 2005, 07:26 AM cocoalightning27 hehehehe Funny One:) Mar 30 2005, 09:21 AM --x who0ps lols, cute joke =D Mar 30 2005, 06:40 PM mona lisa hah good one. =] Mar 30 2005, 07:07 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii lol
cute joke Mar 30 2005, 09:31 PM Lightner hahhaha thats funny i dont like bush cause im not ... Mar 30 2005, 10:53 PM WrathOfOnigo So true.. so true Apr 1 2005, 11:59 PM aznxdreamer thats pretty true. Apr 2 2005, 06:28 PM starlette hehe, i like this one it's pretty funny...shou... Apr 2 2005, 06:52 PM surfhottieoffcoast THATS COMPLETE BULLSHIT I GREW UP IN TEXAS AND GEO... Apr 2 2005, 09:27 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 2 2005, 9:27 P... Apr 2 2005, 09:35 PM pandamonium QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Apr 2 2005, 9:27 P... Apr 3 2005, 12:57 PM
pandamonium sry i double posted my back button wasnt working p... Apr 3 2005, 12:59 PM IamRad hhahaha nice
and whoever spazzed up there.. it sa... Apr 2 2005, 09:46 PM k_dizzle90 funny stuff Apr 2 2005, 10:47 PM surfhottieoffcoast lemmy put it this way....if there was a joke....ab... Apr 3 2005, 12:35 PM funbobby George Bush I can quote as saying:
'Then maybe... Apr 3 2005, 12:48 PM starlette lol...thats a funny joke. I dont care either way ... Apr 3 2005, 12:52 PM surfhottieoffcoast yes it was a joke yes i overreacted and yes bush i... Apr 3 2005, 01:23 PM surfhottieoffcoast what does everyone have against pony bootys and co... Apr 3 2005, 01:28 PM funbobby I cant speak for anyone else, but right....
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