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 Apr 15 2004, 05:35 PM
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Hm, I thought this would be a fun topic to start.
Let's see... I remember I got this Nike shirt from a friend. I guess it was a guys shirt because I wore it to school one day...(this was in 4th grade btw and the shirt was big on me)...and my P.E. teacher had the same shirt. o__O; I never heard the end of it. |
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Apr 16 2004, 07:09 AM
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i don't remember....
but I've had time I laughed so hard I cried the Dilbert Newsletters are funny though QUOTE TOLEDO, OH – Angered at years of paying an allowance to their 12-year-old son Teddy and receiving "almost nothing" in return, Jack and Doris Benjamin decided to sue. Jack explained, "We expected him to be cuter and maybe say the darndest things. We got zippo. Sometimes when my co-workers would be talking about how funny their kids were, I'd have to steer the conversation back to work-related topics so I wouldn't be embarrassed." Doris Benjamin summed it up this way: "Teddy just isn't professional. We pay him and we expect him to provide some sort of entertainment. It was funny when his bike hit the pothole and he landed on his back in the poison ivy, but that was like one time in 12 years." haha  QUOTE BEETSVILLE, OH – After a tragic communication mixup, Flossie Mongo devoured her husband of 30 years, Lester. "I asked my doctor if I should get on that Atkins diet and lose weight by eating meat. He just got all serious-like and said -- and I'm quoting now -- ‘Just eat Les.' At least that's what I thought he said. Now he claims there was a silent s on the end of Les." Mrs. Mongo explained that her husband had been riding her hard to follow whatever orders the doctor gave her for losing weight. "He was a real hard ass. I mean literally, I could hardly chew threw it." After a net gain of nearly 150 pounds in one day, Mrs. Mongo admits her other big mistake: "I should have spaced it out. That was way too much for one meal. But I worked up quite an appetite with all the stabbing and sawing. You have no idea." She adds, wistfully, "I'll miss him, but quiet is good too." I hope these stories are just made up... |
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DesperateXMeasures Funniest Memory Apr 15 2004, 05:35 PM
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Wel... Apr 16 2004, 01:41 AM Kathleen QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 16 2004, 2:41 AM)Hah... Apr 16 2004, 02:16 AM angel-roh HAHAHA spilling water that was mixed with my frien... Apr 16 2004, 02:49 AM f00LisH_h3aRt63 gOSh i have soo many funny memories...its hard to... Apr 16 2004, 03:22 AM angel-roh QUOTE(f00LisH_h3aRt63 @ Apr 16 2004, 1:22 AM)... Apr 16 2004, 04:11 AM kaleidoscoped Once when I was little, I went to the bathroom at ... Apr 16 2004, 12:28 PM liquidbluac1d QUOTE(Kathleen @ Apr 16 2004, 1:36 AM)Okay, m... Apr 16 2004, 12:39 PM cutielilsuga the funniest memory that I can think of is when my... Apr 16 2004, 12:59 PM f00LisH_h3aRt63 QUOTEOnce when I was little, I went to the bathroo... Apr 16 2004, 02:10 PM CJ1 Once me and my friends were at school and my frien... Apr 16 2004, 02:16 PM m@dcow watching adam drowning in 6 feet water<<--va... Apr 16 2004, 02:27 PM Mireh QUOTE(m@dcow @ Apr 16 2004, 2:27 PM)watching ... Apr 16 2004, 02:44 PM kraziegrl I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT IN SCHOOL!! but no... Apr 16 2004, 02:49 PM alfskater One time I went to a huge concert and when it was ... Apr 16 2004, 02:56 PM DesperateXMeasures I remember another one!
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there is this guy r... Apr 16 2004, 07:03 PM conster i have a lot of funny memories but the most recent... Apr 16 2004, 08:32 PM immersion31 oo, wen i thought it will be cool to roll down the... Apr 16 2004, 08:38 PM
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