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 Mar 25 2005, 09:35 PM
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 chocolate luva  Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450  |
A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."
Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast." "Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound." The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies. "No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!" |
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Mar 28 2005, 04:07 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
Yes, Someone already posted this....I don't even think this is true...
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charanjust4yu sick joke Mar 25 2005, 09:35 PM
sheepy i think someone already posted this. Mar 25 2005, 09:40 PM pandamonium o_o Mar 25 2005, 10:28 PM f0b_un1t what the... Mar 25 2005, 10:40 PM dani41790 this was posted already Mar 26 2005, 01:01 AM Shortiiex this is already posted....i think that is a disgra... Mar 27 2005, 07:10 PM wind&fire SSSEEEEEEAAARRRRRCCCHCHHHHHHHHHH!!!... Mar 27 2005, 07:12 PM sexii_baobeii hmm. wierd. i dont think all asians have small boo... Mar 28 2005, 08:45 AM YoGrandpaIsFine O_______________________________________O Mar 28 2005, 03:37 PM racoons > you harsh much
not to funny, and apparently a repeat.... Mar 28 2005, 04:15 PM mona lisa what a retarded joke... Mar 28 2005, 05:42 PM xd0rkette This was posted already.
Use the search button nex... Mar 28 2005, 06:18 PM lolita kitty meh, already posted
so um yeah, use the search but... Mar 28 2005, 09:47 PM skateforfree i didnt get it at first but then i was like oooooo... Mar 28 2005, 09:50 PM chaneun Hmm... How come when krnxswat posted this joke, pe... Mar 29 2005, 11:48 AM
basick QUOTE(chaneun @ Mar 29 2005, 8:48 AM)Hmm... H... Apr 22 2005, 11:38 PM SMUSHiENESS ehh its okay. the search button is your friend (:
... Mar 29 2005, 06:33 PM rockstah_14 hey.. im an azn.. and i have BIG busts.. Apr 22 2005, 12:44 AM chaneun QUOTEhey.. im an azn.. and i have BIG busts..
We d... Apr 22 2005, 04:26 PM miss barnes umm..ehh its ok. this is the first time i've h... Apr 22 2005, 04:52 PM toodlepops. Uhh, that's nice.
</sarcasm> Apr 23 2005, 10:37 PM emazing Wow. A very non-humorous joke you posted.
HAHAHAH... Jun 20 2005, 07:56 PM Paradox of Life Someone posted this a while ago. Don't think i... Jun 21 2005, 10:46 PM xsweetxcandyx this is lame Jun 24 2005, 06:18 PM rehnaiii T.T Jun 24 2005, 07:38 PM xbr0kensmil3 not funny. Jun 24 2005, 08:40 PM pinayprincess f**k you man....that wasnt funny Jun 26 2005, 06:19 PM mocassinsx29 ^ Remember when you said this for the same joke in... Jun 26 2005, 10:28 PM K!$$ How dare you insult asians! Jun 27 2005, 11:51 PM enyceXaddiction i find that offensive since im asain Jul 2 2005, 06:08 PM |
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