washrooms Options

[gelionie]

Any funny/interesting things that happened in a washroom?
Care to share?




Once while I was getting out of the female washroom, three guys came in and started washing their hands. At first I was like , then they realized they went into the wrong washroom. It was pretty funny. I never knew things like this would ACTUALLY happen.

[Soleil]

Great ones guys...i dont really have a story but i was sent this e-mail..its soo funny man...some of them i dont get but hey its a good laugh.
*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold." :

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe and a bunch of grapes into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, please! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!! :

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

Lol just some fun stuff