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Ice Cream Shop, i'd like a..
Levy2k6
post Mar 24 2005, 07:06 PM
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there was this woman who walked in a ice cream shop after a hard day of work. she went to order and said..
"i want a scoop of strawberry, a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate."

the man said, "we don't have any strawberry"
she replied with "okay..in that case.. ill like a... scoop of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry."
"i just said we don't have any strawberry",
she said "oh im sorry, its been such a long day... can i just have a scoop of vanilla chocolate and strawberry then"
the worker started getting mad and he didn't know what to do...
he said, "can you spell the choc in chocolate"
"c-h-o-c"
"can you spell the van in vanilla"
"v-a-n"
"okay, can you spell the freak in strawberry"
"there's no freak in strawberry!"
"thats what im trying to tell you, there's no freak-in strawberry!"


i though it was funny.. lol. im not sure how old it is cuz i just heard it today
 
 
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Mireh
post Mar 26 2005, 11:28 PM
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aw, thats cute
 

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Levy2k6   Ice Cream Shop   Mar 24 2005, 07:06 PM
aznxdreamer   oh,. hah. i get it...i think. not that funny, but ...   Mar 24 2005, 07:14 PM
CUTEBUNNY160   lol its funny but not that funny   Mar 24 2005, 09:00 PM
WrathOfOnigo   Heehee thats alright. I will use that on people.   Mar 24 2005, 09:34 PM
Angel_Cece   LOL i get it. haha funny   Mar 24 2005, 09:37 PM
cocoalightning27   haha i get it...hahaha   Mar 24 2005, 09:56 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lol that was ok.   Mar 24 2005, 10:11 PM
anqie   hahaha.. alrighty then   Mar 24 2005, 10:25 PM
swe3ttemptasian   i didnt laugh but i think its funny   Mar 25 2005, 01:10 PM
ohh_so_elektrikk<3   more cute than funny... i didnt laugh, but it made...   Mar 25 2005, 04:28 PM
j-kwon   i smiled but i had to read the end twice   Mar 25 2005, 08:42 PM
`SWTWiNKLE3YES   lol.. thats a lil funny :]   Mar 26 2005, 11:21 PM
Mireh   aw, thats cute   Mar 26 2005, 11:28 PM
wavybaby162   Haha cute!   Mar 27 2005, 12:57 AM
MetalChick77   i..dont get it. Someone explain   Mar 27 2005, 01:29 AM
jnukes   ^haah it's hard to explain .. just keep readin...   Mar 27 2005, 05:24 AM
the_crox   Ooooh! took me a while to get it! funny...   Mar 27 2005, 06:32 PM
Rachel is love   took me a second there it is cute   Mar 27 2005, 09:46 PM
mzkandi   haha i liked that   Mar 27 2005, 10:02 PM
i heart john   How clever.   Mar 27 2005, 10:11 PM
sexii_baobeii   diff ppl think diff things r funny. : )   Mar 28 2005, 08:48 AM
mona lisa   hmm..not that funny, but i smiled   Mar 28 2005, 05:43 PM
xd0rkette   ahahaha. That's funny.   Mar 28 2005, 06:16 PM
lolita kitty   er, my aunt cindey told me that one. cute though ^...   Mar 29 2005, 05:45 AM
x3__iGiVEup   heh; i get it ^^   Mar 29 2005, 09:27 PM
--x who0ps   lols, very cute joke (;   Apr 1 2005, 08:51 PM
312pisces91   wow that took awhile 4 me 2 figure out but yeah it...   Apr 3 2005, 03:18 AM
surfhottieoffcoast   ...   Apr 3 2005, 01:32 PM
starlette   that's cute, that's a funny little play on...   Apr 3 2005, 02:51 PM


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