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 Mar 25 2005, 03:40 PM
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1.)What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
answer: a roming catholic 2.) A bear wlks into a bar and says " I want a gin............................................................................. ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ....................and whiskey" The waitor sayz, "y sucha' big pause" the bear replies : "I'm a bear" 3.)A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." 4.) A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' |
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Mar 26 2005, 06:44 AM
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nice...really funny...i didn't get the second one though......
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JoeSocks 4 Jokes Mar 25 2005, 03:40 PM
ohh_so_elektrikk<3 you need to shorten that post up a little. at leas... Mar 25 2005, 04:25 PM CUTEBUNNY160 i liiked the last one the best. lol Mar 25 2005, 05:21 PM xbr0kensmil3 i had to re-read the second joke to get it lol but... Mar 25 2005, 05:48 PM Angel_Cece the last one is pretty funny lol Mar 25 2005, 08:18 PM j-kwon i liked the last one Mar 25 2005, 08:39 PM f0b_un1t heard 4. but it was with a turtle and staples :] t... Mar 25 2005, 10:42 PM xd0rkette haha the last one is funny. Mar 25 2005, 10:45 PM JoeSocks the bear one is cuz the bear paused before continu... Mar 26 2005, 02:31 PM the_crox i liked the 3rd one. Mar 26 2005, 05:48 PM aznxdreamer the last one is old. i didnt get two of em.. Mar 26 2005, 07:22 PM
Shortiiex huh..i don't get the 3rd one Mar 26 2005, 09:29 PM |
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