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*Yo! mama jokes* or any others...., know any?
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post Mar 24 2005, 11:06 PM
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I know it might seem dumb
but it's fun to read other pplz
jokes....

Yo! mama is so fat her nickname is "lardo"
Yo! mama is so skinny she hula hoops with
a cheerio.
Yo! mama is so lazy that she came in last
place in a recent snail marathon.
yo! mama is so stupid she studied 4 a drug test.

In 1981 yo! mama went 2 war she sat on the grownd
and poped her a$$ and that was the end of the world..
lol duuuuumb.......

lol pplz Oooooops......... may bad im sori
i know this should go in 2 humor... i fudged up...
 
 
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Angel_Cece
post Mar 25 2005, 09:20 PM
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umm SweetAngel_90 please dont double post.



Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
 

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SweetAngel_90   *Yo! mama jokes* or any others....   Mar 24 2005, 11:06 PM
KissMe2408   lol this should go into humor, a mod will prolly m...   Mar 24 2005, 11:11 PM
Angel_Cece   yo momma so dumb that when she decided to commit s...   Mar 24 2005, 11:12 PM
SweetAngel_90   Ooooops!! may bad pplz i know huh! thi...   Mar 24 2005, 11:17 PM
SweetAngel_90   jokes, jokes oops i said may bad it hade 2 go 2 ...   Mar 25 2005, 12:06 AM
MyVermilionPlague   This should be in Interests --> Humor. Anyway...   Mar 25 2005, 12:09 AM
j-kwon   Yo mama so poor wen i walked in her house a roach ...   Mar 25 2005, 09:20 AM
SweetAngel_90   QUOTE(j-kwon @ Mar 25 2005, 9:20 AM)Yo m...   Mar 25 2005, 05:09 PM
aznxdreamer   this should be in humor   Mar 25 2005, 01:54 PM
SweetAngel_90   QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Mar 25 2005, 1:54 PM)this...   Mar 25 2005, 04:09 PM
ItzOnlySydney   ^ yea fromwhite chicks: yo mama's ass so hair...   Mar 25 2005, 01:59 PM
Rachel is love   go to humor....there is probably enough there   Mar 25 2005, 02:07 PM
i heart john   Shouldn't this be in Humor? And there is alrea...   Mar 25 2005, 04:00 PM
f0b_un1t   yo mama so fat, her blood type is ragu (ragu is a ...   Mar 25 2005, 09:13 PM
Angel_Cece   umm SweetAngel_90 please dont double post. Yo ...   Mar 25 2005, 09:20 PM
yanners   yes, this should be in humor. and there's alre...   Mar 27 2005, 08:41 AM
lolita kitty   QUOTE(x__forever @ Mar 27 2005, 8:41 AM)yes, ...   Mar 27 2005, 08:59 AM
Azn Kid from NY   yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish in th...   Mar 27 2005, 10:47 AM
dahding   yo mamas so fat, when she went to the beach, the l...   Mar 27 2005, 10:57 AM
angel-roh   those jokes are old. i dont know why you guys are ...   Mar 27 2005, 11:21 AM
autumn.   oh my god its so annoying when 10 unmod-people say...   Mar 27 2005, 12:57 PM
sharpieaddicteD   moved to humor...   Mar 27 2005, 12:58 PM
hosing   Russel Peters "Yo mada so fat... tha when she...   Mar 27 2005, 01:23 PM
skateforfree   yo momma so fat she stepped on a doller and made c...   Mar 27 2005, 04:35 PM
BrandonSaunders   Yo mama so dumb, she thought an elevator was a mob...   Mar 28 2005, 10:10 PM
SweetAngel_90   QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Mar 28 2005, 10:10 PM...   Apr 2 2005, 02:52 PM


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