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 Mar 24 2005, 07:06 PM
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there was this woman who walked in a ice cream shop after a hard day of work. she went to order and said..
"i want a scoop of strawberry, a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate." the man said, "we don't have any strawberry" she replied with "okay..in that case.. ill like a... scoop of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry." "i just said we don't have any strawberry", she said "oh im sorry, its been such a long day... can i just have a scoop of vanilla chocolate and strawberry then" the worker started getting mad and he didn't know what to do... he said, "can you spell the choc in chocolate" "c-h-o-c" "can you spell the van in vanilla" "v-a-n" "okay, can you spell the freak in strawberry" "there's no freak in strawberry!" "thats what im trying to tell you, there's no freak-in strawberry!" i though it was funny.. lol. im not sure how old it is cuz i just heard it today |
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Mar 25 2005, 04:28 PM
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more cute than funny... i didnt laugh, but it made me smile
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Levy2k6 Ice Cream Shop Mar 24 2005, 07:06 PM
aznxdreamer oh,. hah. i get it...i think. not that funny, but ... Mar 24 2005, 07:14 PM CUTEBUNNY160 lol its funny but not that funny Mar 24 2005, 09:00 PM WrathOfOnigo Heehee thats alright.
I will use that on people. Mar 24 2005, 09:34 PM Angel_Cece LOL i get it. haha funny Mar 24 2005, 09:37 PM cocoalightning27 haha i get it...hahaha Mar 24 2005, 09:56 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol that was ok. Mar 24 2005, 10:11 PM anqie hahaha.. alrighty then Mar 24 2005, 10:25 PM swe3ttemptasian i didnt laugh but i think its funny Mar 25 2005, 01:10 PM j-kwon i smiled but i had to read the end twice Mar 25 2005, 08:42 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES lol.. thats a lil funny :] Mar 26 2005, 11:21 PM Mireh aw, thats cute Mar 26 2005, 11:28 PM wavybaby162 Haha cute! Mar 27 2005, 12:57 AM MetalChick77 i..dont get it. Someone explain Mar 27 2005, 01:29 AM jnukes ^haah it's hard to explain .. just keep readin... Mar 27 2005, 05:24 AM the_crox Ooooh! took me a while to get it! funny... Mar 27 2005, 06:32 PM Rachel is love took me a second there
it is cute Mar 27 2005, 09:46 PM mzkandi haha i liked that Mar 27 2005, 10:02 PM i heart john How clever. Mar 27 2005, 10:11 PM sexii_baobeii diff ppl think diff things r funny. : ) Mar 28 2005, 08:48 AM mona lisa hmm..not that funny, but i smiled Mar 28 2005, 05:43 PM xd0rkette ahahaha. That's funny. Mar 28 2005, 06:16 PM lolita kitty er, my aunt cindey told me that one.
cute though ^... Mar 29 2005, 05:45 AM x3__iGiVEup heh; i get it ^^ Mar 29 2005, 09:27 PM --x who0ps lols, very cute joke (; Apr 1 2005, 08:51 PM 312pisces91 wow that took awhile 4 me 2 figure out but yeah it... Apr 3 2005, 03:18 AM surfhottieoffcoast ... Apr 3 2005, 01:32 PM
starlette that's cute, that's a funny little play on... Apr 3 2005, 02:51 PM |
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