Hell kicks arse Options

[strice]

I've got a feeling that hell kicks major ass. Considering that Christians tend to ban just about everything cool, Heaven must be really quite dull. now Hell, hell has Rock music, sex, drugs, and violent video games. There is no Grand Theft Auto, there is no Red Hot Chili Peppers, there is no porn in heaven. Heres an example of what an ordinary day in hell i imagine would be. I wake up in my apartment, dress in designer clothes(designed by gay men, since they don't get to go to heaven) do a line of coke, and leave to go clubbing with stalin. After that i can go play violent video games or drink alcohol, etc. in fact, heaven sounds like one big red state in the sky; lots of white people, intolerance, and boring entertainment. now people say, "you burn in hell!" but who says thats true? god? maybe god is lying. if god is all powerful, why can't he lie? just some weird ideas.

don't take this too seriously.

[racoons > you]

i just said there are a lot of white people, since white people have a pretty big head start on xstianity than other races.

umm... or not. the jewish race was the first race to get on board with christianity. since jesus was, you know, jewish

and he is, supposedly, the jewish messiah.

I know ya'll don't like the bible but read Romans read about the persecutions

read it, thanks. it still doesnt measure up to the persecution commited by christians, as listen by uninspiredfae