Hell kicks arse Options

[strice]

I've got a feeling that hell kicks major ass. Considering that Christians tend to ban just about everything cool, Heaven must be really quite dull. now Hell, hell has Rock music, sex, drugs, and violent video games. There is no Grand Theft Auto, there is no Red Hot Chili Peppers, there is no porn in heaven. Heres an example of what an ordinary day in hell i imagine would be. I wake up in my apartment, dress in designer clothes(designed by gay men, since they don't get to go to heaven) do a line of coke, and leave to go clubbing with stalin. After that i can go play violent video games or drink alcohol, etc. in fact, heaven sounds like one big red state in the sky; lots of white people, intolerance, and boring entertainment. now people say, "you burn in hell!" but who says thats true? god? maybe god is lying. if god is all powerful, why can't he lie? just some weird ideas.

don't take this too seriously.

[sadolakced acid]

whoa whoa whoa... did i miss something here?
christianity is not a religion?

hahahaha... no.

the true concept of christianity is to follow the bible. or actually, what people tell you the bible says to do.

i tell you what.

if christians are right
and by some miracle i get to go into heaven,
i'm going to refuse.

i would not be able to stand all the f---ing obnoxious 'good christians' in there, even if some actual good christians were in there.

sorry, i'm in a really bad mood.

~(to the person who will enivitablly say ' that doens't mean you have to take it out on people.) i'll take it out on whoever i want, thank you very much. CB is my stress relief. much cheaper than therapy. much easier than finding a girlfriend who i could talk to. or any other thing that would make me less in a bad mood.