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| *AngelicEyz00* |
 Apr 14 2004, 03:43 PM
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What Religion is Your Bra?>
>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to >the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." > > >"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. > >"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" > >"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every >shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of >this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." > >Relieved, the man asked about the types. > >The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the >Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? > >Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. >The > >Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... > >The Catholic type supports the masses. > >The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, > >The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, > >and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills." > > >Bra Sizes> >Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters >used to define bra sizes? > >If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood >for, it is about time you became informed! > >{A} Almost Boobs... > >{B} Barely there. > >{C} Can't Complain! > >{D} Dang! > >{DD} Double dang! > >{E} Enormous! > >{F} Fake. > >{G} Get a Reduction. > >{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up |
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Apr 14 2004, 10:37 PM
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haha! you girls are sooo weird
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AngelicEyz00 what religion is your bra?-- Apr 14 2004, 03:43 PM
alinamalina14 LMAO!!!!!!!! OMG l... Apr 14 2004, 03:45 PM Kathleen Haha that's funny. I like it...where do you gu... Apr 14 2004, 03:55 PM silver rain wow, thats great. haha. funny. Apr 14 2004, 03:59 PM v459w lol dang thats funny Apr 14 2004, 04:01 PM juliar QUOTEand the Baptist makes mountains out of mole h... Apr 14 2004, 04:06 PM SkYlIneZx4xLiF LMFAO...........thats so funny Apr 14 2004, 04:06 PM bebe_chuckl3z ROFL HAHA THATS HILARIOUS! Apr 14 2004, 04:08 PM f00LisH_h3aRt63 OMG that is sooooo FUNNY!!!! yea p... Apr 14 2004, 04:14 PM pyrochick19770 haha! thats good stuff! XD Apr 14 2004, 04:21 PM Mireh Haha! lmao
so true Apr 14 2004, 04:29 PM iloveyou07 HAHA that was really funny, too bad i couldnt laug... Apr 14 2004, 04:34 PM kaleidoscoped I wonder how that man responded... Apr 14 2004, 05:20 PM hybrid Hahah, I would've been confused when the girl ... Apr 14 2004, 05:24 PM mai_z omg that's great! Apr 14 2004, 05:48 PM pandatotherescue oh boy thats good stuff lol!!! Apr 14 2004, 05:57 PM faithin_felix shouldnt this be in girl's locker? but what th... Apr 14 2004, 06:13 PM bluecrystals hahaha. that's pretty clever stuff. Apr 14 2004, 06:15 PM x_angawhomps roflmao..
that's one to remember. Apr 14 2004, 07:14 PM Mr. Psychotic ITS SOOO TRUE lol well that was pretty funny Apr 14 2004, 07:17 PM SkYlIneZx4xLiF now i know what the bra size means Apr 14 2004, 07:18 PM kraziegrl AHAHHAHAHA ive seen this in my mail about 3 years ... Apr 14 2004, 07:47 PM dani41790 hahaha lmao XD. thas sooo funni. Apr 14 2004, 08:19 PM conster lol hahah thats funny Apr 14 2004, 10:09 PM CEP Hahah!
*helps Ms. H cup.*
- Chinkieeyedpnoi Apr 14 2004, 10:22 PM Princess_sarsa i always wondered what i stood for...i am...almost... Apr 14 2004, 10:24 PM Just_Dream hahas am I being a lil too personal if i say I hav... Apr 14 2004, 10:25 PM NatiMarie This is so funny. haha! Apr 14 2004, 10:34 PM xjjajeengx HAHAHAHA!!!
lets seee... i think the ... Apr 14 2004, 10:41 PM xplicitmizz23 LOL.. i guess mines are barely there then.. Apr 14 2004, 10:50 PM krnxswat Haha; oh, the irony! I was browsing this threa... Apr 14 2004, 10:58 PM xjjajeengx HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you perv, Seonho... Apr 14 2004, 11:16 PM bluecrystals i think a pump is used when your nursing to pump t... Apr 14 2004, 11:37 PM lachicaloca29 LOL...that's really funny! hahaha Apr 14 2004, 11:56 PM fiji_kid QUOTE(bluecrystals @ Apr 14 2004, 9:37 PM)i t... Apr 15 2004, 03:02 AM Psyduck I think my bra is mormon. It says it wants to hide... Aug 1 2008, 02:45 AM pandamonium that was good, Aug 1 2008, 02:46 AM JokeInsideJoke lmao, thats great! Aug 1 2008, 10:38 AM mizzkewl06 RE: what religion is your bra?-- Aug 1 2008, 11:37 AM superstitious Old bumped topic (again). Cool that some people s... Aug 1 2008, 12:16 PM xstarstruckk that is really hilarious Aug 1 2008, 12:21 PM Butterflyphoenix Haha!! I loved the DD- Double Dang! Aug 4 2008, 01:28 PM Joss-eh-lime hahah i like the letter one Aug 28 2008, 12:49 AM sabar what does "Dang" mean ? sorry i am not E... Aug 28 2008, 03:49 AM dosomethin888 Oh my gosh those are soooooooo funny! Aug 29 2008, 02:04 AM
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