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 Mar 14 2005, 10:09 PM
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 You can call me Jon  Group: Duplicate Posts: 878 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,806  |
Might of heard this one before.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic Grocery Bag? One is plastic and hazerdous for little children to play with And the other holds your groceries. 
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Mar 20 2005, 04:39 PM
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Lol those are funny. This one isn't really a joke and I don't mean to wreck the movie for all of you who are planning to go and see it but I just have to say it.
Okay so me and a group of about 10 people went to go and see The Ring Two last night. There was this part when Evalen said to Rachel: My baby told me to kill her and I needed to listen to her so when your baby tells you to kill him, listen to him. Listen to the voices." And then one of the people I was with yelled out : "IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!" It was so funny and the whole theatre was laughing for almost like 5 minutes. |
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Mar 20 2005, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE(Lexi_Lou @ Mar 20 2005, 3:39 PM) Lol those are funny. This one isn't really a joke and I don't mean to wreck the movie for all of you who are planning to go and see it but I just have to say it. Okay so me and a group of about 10 people went to go and see The Ring Two last night. There was this part when Evalen said to Rachel: My baby told me to kill her and I needed to listen to her so when your baby tells you to kill him, listen to him. Listen to the voices." And then one of the people I was with yelled out : "IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!" It was so funny and the whole theatre was laughing for almost like 5 minutes.  lol funny |
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xXYouMeBedNowXx Michael Jackson Joke Mar 14 2005, 10:09 PM
Baku haha i have to admit that is pretty funny haha Mar 14 2005, 10:11 PM --x who0ps lol nice joke (; Mar 14 2005, 10:12 PM dani41790 haha thats a good one Mar 14 2005, 10:18 PM Amer What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jac... Mar 14 2005, 10:45 PM
i heart john QUOTE(Amer @ Mar 14 2005, 10:45 PM)What did t... Mar 15 2005, 04:14 PM nightmare4taki That was cold but funny Mar 15 2005, 12:22 AM xXYouMeBedNowXx most michael jackson jokes are. Mar 15 2005, 01:53 AM yanners hahahah..i liked them. Mar 15 2005, 08:46 AM Shortiiex ha....lol Mar 15 2005, 03:50 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol pretty funny Mar 15 2005, 03:58 PM tungtwista nice =] Mar 15 2005, 04:11 PM xd0rkette ahaha.. thats quite funny Mar 15 2005, 06:15 PM WrathOfOnigo lmao!! Micheal Jackson jokes are hilarious... Mar 15 2005, 09:46 PM ohh_so_elektrikk<3 hmm i dont get it lol. yea im half asleep, i dont ... Mar 16 2005, 07:36 PM Jasminluvsu i like them!!!!! Mar 16 2005, 07:40 PM livetoswim Michael is guiltless! Mar 21 2005, 12:49 AM fairyprincess_009 lol! funny! Mar 21 2005, 04:46 AM |
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