a few, short, cute quotes Options

[creamysmile11]

i need any quotes, just not long ones.

somethin about boys, somethin about dissin boys, somethin about anythin. =D

know any quotes/quote sites?

[Caitlin]

~A man is a king...a King is a ruler...a ruler is 12 inchez...Still think your a man?? ~

GuYs ArE LiKe StArZ:
ThErE aRe MiLLiOnZ oF ThEm
BuT OnLy OnE CaN mAkE yOuR DrEaMz CoMe TrUe



-Guyz R like M&M's...Some have nuts and some dont!-

Any guy that can sweep you off your *feet*
can just as easily drop you on your *ass*


*Men are stupid- if you forget...they will remind you*



-Guys are like parking spaces,
all da good onez are taken,
and all the rest are handicap!-




Women's Faults Are Many; Guyz Have Only Two:
*Everything They Say And Everthing They Do*


~Guys are like CoMmErCiAls~
.You Can't Believe a Word They Say.




*If Guyz Got Their Period...
They Would Brag About The Size Of Their Tampons!!*



Men are proof that women can take a joke.



Boys are like pictures....
they are interesting to look at, then they get boring!



~Guys don't say EX, they say NEXT~



FeW wOmEn AdMiT tHeIr AgE;
fEw MEN AcT ThEiRs.



Fine guys open my EyEz,
Smart guys open my MiNd
but only a {sweet} guy can open my HeArT



There are things in life easier than findin a GoOd man,
Like nailing jello to a tree for instance.



Guys are like taxis,
When you need them they're ::not there::
When you dont theyre EvErYwHeRe!





Guys are like lava-lamps...
Fun to look at but not very brite

Guys are like pianos....
What you get out of them depends on how you *play* them

Guys are like A PiEcE oF gUm....
When they lose their flavor, you pop in a new one.





~*~Life would be so much easier if boys still had cooties. ~*~

.:.ThE WoRLd iS BeAuTiFuL.:.
...It just has a disease called MEN...
Here’s to the men we love.
Here’s to the men that love us.
Since the men that we love.
Aren’t the men that love us
f**k the men. Here’s to us!

When a guy tells you to suck it, smile and turn around and say,
"Sorry I choke on small objects!"


copied directly from my friends xanga