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the greatest punchlines thread
*basick*
post Mar 17 2005, 05:52 PM
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theres gotta be one of these on every forum... of course...
what are your favorite punchlines?


some of mine

Turn your trunks red, far from broke, got ENOUGH~BREAD //
Mad hoes, Ask Beavis, I get nothing BUT~HEAD (butthead)//
Big L

Throw me a guest spot, you HIRED~AN~ARSONIST//
Who came to put out more heat than the FIRE~DEPARTMENT//
Copywrite

You don't want PETEY~TO~FLIPPIN//
Got very little patience I'm like a PEDIATRICIAN//
Copywrite

Like Jin Abbott in the day I'm the hardest nigga to tackle//
Leave ya brain hanging outl ike Chris Rock's adams apple//
Chino XL

WHOEVER~YOU~COOL~WITH, will FOREVER~BE~LOSERS//
Hit you so hard your kids will INHEIRET~THE~BRUISES//
Louis Logic

ill add more later...
 
 
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Levy2k6
post Mar 20 2005, 07:14 PM
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if ya ever heard of Paul Wall and Chamillionaire.. they got alot of good ones..

I'll post some later but i got one or two that i remmember right now..

" i'll snap with no kodak and hope you get the picture"

"I'm kinda like Chris Tucker tryin to get me some mushu"

"My rims are 23's so they old enough to drank
I dont like dinosuars or Jurassic Park
but the rims sure look Jurassic when I Park"

"I'm balling like I just got finished, winning five dice games"

"Candy paint so wet, look like the block bout to drown"
 

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basick   the greatest punchlines thread   Mar 17 2005, 05:52 PM
nightmare4taki   Rabbit - 8mile Lookin like a Cyclone Hit you/ Tan...   Mar 17 2005, 05:58 PM
basick   lol i remember that from 8 mile   Mar 17 2005, 05:59 PM
nightmare4taki   Notorious B.I.G. - Unbelievable Hate to blast ya, ...   Mar 17 2005, 06:03 PM
basick   lmfao!!! i loved that line... dunno i...   Mar 17 2005, 06:22 PM
nightmare4taki   QUOTE(basick @ Mar 17 2005, 4:52 PM)theres go...   Mar 17 2005, 06:45 PM
nightmare4taki   Nas - Ether When these streets keep callin, heard ...   Mar 17 2005, 07:02 PM
basick   bump bump bump like b2k   Mar 18 2005, 11:18 PM
PENtheINSTRUMENT   all of my punches... lmfao and that Copywrite you...   Mar 19 2005, 07:16 PM
basick   QUOTE(PENtheINSTRUMENT @ Mar 19 2005, 4:16 PM...   Mar 20 2005, 06:52 PM
PENtheINSTRUMENT   QUOTE(basick @ Mar 20 2005, 6:52 PM)haha... ...   Mar 20 2005, 08:16 PM
basick   & all of joe budden's Ima Hustler Freestyl...   Mar 20 2005, 06:57 PM
Levy2k6   if ya ever heard of Paul Wall and Chamillionaire.....   Mar 20 2005, 07:14 PM
basick   yeah i know.. still funny whoops... i put ateam.....   Mar 20 2005, 08:19 PM
nightmare4taki   I remember when i used to watch freestyle friday J...   Mar 21 2005, 12:18 PM
nightmare4taki   Joe Budden - Big Shot(G-unit diss) REFFERING TO G...   Mar 21 2005, 12:56 PM


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