the greatest punchlines thread |
the greatest punchlines thread |
*basick* |
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theres gotta be one of these on every forum... of course...
what are your favorite punchlines? some of mine Turn your trunks red, far from broke, got ENOUGH~BREAD // Mad hoes, Ask Beavis, I get nothing BUT~HEAD (butthead)// Big L Throw me a guest spot, you HIRED~AN~ARSONIST// Who came to put out more heat than the FIRE~DEPARTMENT// Copywrite You don't want PETEY~TO~FLIPPIN// Got very little patience I'm like a PEDIATRICIAN// Copywrite Like Jin Abbott in the day I'm the hardest nigga to tackle// Leave ya brain hanging outl ike Chris Rock's adams apple// Chino XL WHOEVER~YOU~COOL~WITH, will FOREVER~BE~LOSERS// Hit you so hard your kids will INHEIRET~THE~BRUISES// Louis Logic ill add more later... |
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![]() Lyrical Genius: Watch 4 AND!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 574 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,616 ![]() |
all of my punches... lmfao
and that Copywrite you put up about the fire department, I wrote a line ALMOST exactly the same as that a year before he dropped it... damn, I gotta hurry up 'n get shit on wax before my shit gets all done by someone else... me 'n Copywrite think too alike and I ain't feelin' a majority of the punches ya'll put... most of 'em are ehhh or wack IMO... that Chris Rock shit is ass... SO BASICK Copywrite: I know it's a "cum line" but "use my d**k as a sundial so my time has cum" "I'm like a med school scholarship cuz for free I'll turn a lame virgin into a brain surgeon" "Shine behind bars like Jamal Barrow" "My lines reach from hood to hood like jumper cables" "Make money off the books; call me Stephen King" "Lean back like Mary Kate Olsen" "Got hotter 16's than Hilary Duff" "If you a G, you as silent as the one in front of gnome" too many from Copywrite... the king of the punchlines aside from me... we share that throne... but my punchlines ain't goin' on this board and Basick, do not put my punches here... I don't want kids like Jason tryn' take credit for 'em.... |
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QUOTE(PENtheINSTRUMENT @ Mar 19 2005, 4:16 PM) but my punchlines ain't goin' on this board and Basick, do not put my punches here... I don't want kids like Jason tryn' take credit for 'em.... haha... lets see... "Have you missin' ya left eye like t boz and chili" ateam "Put two holes in ya toungue like number 6 jordans" copywrite "have you left standin on one leg like the heisman trophy" ateam "got two chicks fighting over my balls like shaq and kobe" ateam |
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