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the greatest punchlines thread
*basick*
post Mar 17 2005, 05:52 PM
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theres gotta be one of these on every forum... of course...
what are your favorite punchlines?


some of mine

Turn your trunks red, far from broke, got ENOUGH~BREAD //
Mad hoes, Ask Beavis, I get nothing BUT~HEAD (butthead)//
Big L

Throw me a guest spot, you HIRED~AN~ARSONIST//
Who came to put out more heat than the FIRE~DEPARTMENT//
Copywrite

You don't want PETEY~TO~FLIPPIN//
Got very little patience I'm like a PEDIATRICIAN//
Copywrite

Like Jin Abbott in the day I'm the hardest nigga to tackle//
Leave ya brain hanging outl ike Chris Rock's adams apple//
Chino XL

WHOEVER~YOU~COOL~WITH, will FOREVER~BE~LOSERS//
Hit you so hard your kids will INHEIRET~THE~BRUISES//
Louis Logic

ill add more later...
 
 
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WTFwasIthinking
post Mar 19 2005, 07:16 PM
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all of my punches... lmfao

and that Copywrite you put up about the fire department, I wrote a line ALMOST exactly the same as that a year before he dropped it... damn, I gotta hurry up 'n get shit on wax before my shit gets all done by someone else... me 'n Copywrite think too alike

and I ain't feelin' a majority of the punches ya'll put... most of 'em are ehhh or wack IMO... that Chris Rock shit is ass... SO BASICK

Copywrite:
I know it's a "cum line" but "use my d**k as a sundial so my time has cum"

"I'm like a med school scholarship cuz for free I'll turn a lame virgin into a brain surgeon"

"Shine behind bars like Jamal Barrow"

"My lines reach from hood to hood like jumper cables"

"Make money off the books; call me Stephen King"

"Lean back like Mary Kate Olsen"

"Got hotter 16's than Hilary Duff"

"If you a G, you as silent as the one in front of gnome"

too many from Copywrite... the king of the punchlines aside from me... we share that throne... but my punchlines ain't goin' on this board and Basick, do not put my punches here... I don't want kids like Jason tryn' take credit for 'em....
 
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post Mar 20 2005, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(PENtheINSTRUMENT @ Mar 19 2005, 4:16 PM)
but my punchlines ain't goin' on this board and Basick, do not put my punches here...  I don't want kids like Jason tryn' take credit for 'em....
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haha...

lets see...

"Have you missin' ya left eye like t boz and chili"
ateam

"Put two holes in ya toungue like number 6 jordans"
copywrite

"have you left standin on one leg like the heisman trophy"
ateam

"got two chicks fighting over my balls like shaq and kobe"
ateam
 

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basick   the greatest punchlines thread   Mar 17 2005, 05:52 PM
nightmare4taki   Rabbit - 8mile Lookin like a Cyclone Hit you/ Tan...   Mar 17 2005, 05:58 PM
basick   lol i remember that from 8 mile   Mar 17 2005, 05:59 PM
nightmare4taki   Notorious B.I.G. - Unbelievable Hate to blast ya, ...   Mar 17 2005, 06:03 PM
basick   lmfao!!! i loved that line... dunno i...   Mar 17 2005, 06:22 PM
nightmare4taki   QUOTE(basick @ Mar 17 2005, 4:52 PM)theres go...   Mar 17 2005, 06:45 PM
nightmare4taki   Nas - Ether When these streets keep callin, heard ...   Mar 17 2005, 07:02 PM
basick   bump bump bump like b2k   Mar 18 2005, 11:18 PM
PENtheINSTRUMENT   all of my punches... lmfao and that Copywrite you...   Mar 19 2005, 07:16 PM
basick   QUOTE(PENtheINSTRUMENT @ Mar 19 2005, 4:16 PM...   Mar 20 2005, 06:52 PM
PENtheINSTRUMENT   QUOTE(basick @ Mar 20 2005, 6:52 PM)haha... ...   Mar 20 2005, 08:16 PM
basick   & all of joe budden's Ima Hustler Freestyl...   Mar 20 2005, 06:57 PM
Levy2k6   if ya ever heard of Paul Wall and Chamillionaire.....   Mar 20 2005, 07:14 PM
basick   yeah i know.. still funny whoops... i put ateam.....   Mar 20 2005, 08:19 PM
nightmare4taki   I remember when i used to watch freestyle friday J...   Mar 21 2005, 12:18 PM
nightmare4taki   Joe Budden - Big Shot(G-unit diss) REFFERING TO G...   Mar 21 2005, 12:56 PM


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