Blonde Jokes, and some more Options

[FoOd]

Okay I found these funny jokes so I thought I might post them
Also some of these might be old jokes and I hope none of you are offended

A blonde who is taking a wlak comes to a river. She sees another blonde on the opposite band, looking up and down. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"


A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she went to a local park, kidnapped a little boy, and wrote this note:
To the Boy's mother:
I have your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree
in the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM.
Yours truly, The Blonde.
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jackey and told him to go straight home. the next morning, she returned to the park to find $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was this note.
Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!


A blonde drilled a hole in the ice and dropped in a fishing lin. Suddenly, a voice from above boomed, "THERE'S NO FISHING ON THE ICE!"
The blonde was startled, and looking up she stammered, "A-a-are y-y-you G-G-God?"
The booming voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"


What's black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A brunette who told too many blonde jokes.

What Do you call a red head who is walking between a blonde and a brunette?
An interpreter.

[Lexi_Lou]

Ohh!! I got one!

Okay so a brunette was walking in a forest one day and saw a lamp lying on the pathway. She picked it up and began to rub it. A genie popped out and said: "I will grant you three things of whatever you want in the world, but for every one thing you want, all the blonde sin the world get twice as much"'
The brunette said okay and asked for her first thing. "I want a fancy house."
Then the genie said: "Okay, now you have one fancy house and all the blondes in the world have two fancy houses."
The brunette then asked for her second thing: "I want a cute boyfriend."
The genie then said: "Alright, now you have one cute boyfriend and all the blondes in the world have two cute boyfriends."
Before the brunette asked for her last thing, she glanced around at her surroundings for a minute. "See that stick over there?" The brunette asked the genie. The genie replied, "yes" Then the brunette asked for ehr final thing. "I want you to beat me HALF to death with that stick."