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 May 16 2004, 06:54 PM
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yea um.. this ones called MARK 17
a minister told his congregation, "nxt week, i plan to preach about the sin of lying to help u understand my sermon, i want u all to read mark 17." the following sunday, as he was prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. he wanted to knoe how many people had read mark 17. every hand went up. the minister smiled, and said, "mark only has 16 chapters. i will now proceed to preach on the sin of lying..." heh. a good lesson ey? ;] |
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Mar 19 2005, 06:40 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
haha. smart minister. our teachers should do that since our pastors dont make us read anything in the bible.
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IIO__oII church joke... May 16 2004, 06:54 PM
thedilenquent lol good one May 16 2004, 06:59 PM faithin_felix hahaha good one, the minister is so smart. is it a... May 17 2004, 07:23 PM Mireh hahaha! Thats a good one.
Smart preacher. May 17 2004, 07:30 PM juliar I do that to my friends sometimes when they just c... May 17 2004, 08:27 PM IIO__oII oo another church joke....[actually a religion jok... May 17 2004, 10:46 PM kaleidoscoped QUOTE(juliar @ May 17 2004, 9:27 PM)I do that... May 18 2004, 12:37 PM shawty_redd ...very funny May 19 2004, 08:40 AM faithin_felix QUOTE(IIO__oII @ May 17 2004, 10:46 PM)oo ano... May 19 2004, 09:14 PM immersion31 ahhahaha, funny May 25 2004, 02:23 PM dani41790 haha lmao thas funni May 25 2004, 02:26 PM bab3egurl8o5 ahah thats a really good one Mar 16 2005, 07:13 PM cocoalightning27 haha our minister should do that...haha Mar 16 2005, 07:29 PM xd0rkette haha. i can never seem to find the chapters in the... Mar 19 2005, 07:46 PM dahalfkoreanstyl thats smart, i need to try that with one of my bib... Mar 20 2005, 05:08 PM anqie yep good lesson. Mar 20 2005, 05:16 PM mona lisa haha i like this one. Mar 20 2005, 05:18 PM fairyprincess_009 i know this joke already. but it still makes me la... Mar 21 2005, 05:08 AM yanners hahah..good one Mar 21 2005, 09:02 AM salcha lol hey, i didnt know that hahaha Mar 23 2005, 01:05 AM Anime_Otaku I like both the jokes! lol Mar 23 2005, 04:09 AM gaby Hehe, I didn't know that preachers asked you t... Mar 23 2005, 04:12 AM avalon* hahahaha niiice one. Mar 23 2005, 03:41 PM Frankie i thought mark 17 sounded akward. Mar 23 2005, 07:03 PM
lakerfever2476 HAHA .. I get it. It made me chuckle. Mar 23 2005, 07:06 PM |
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