what religion is your bra?--, --and bra sizes Options

[*AngelicEyz00*]

What Religion is Your Bra?>
>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
>the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
>
>
>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>
>"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
>
>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
>shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
>this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
>
>Relieved, the man asked about the types.
>
>The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
>Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
>
>Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
>The
>
>Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>
>The Catholic type supports the masses.
>
>The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>
>The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
>
>and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
>
>
>Bra Sizes>
>Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
>used to define bra sizes?
>
>If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
>for, it is about time you became informed!
>
>{A} Almost Boobs...
>
>{B} Barely there.
>
>{C} Can't Complain!
>
>{D} Dang!
>
>{DD} Double dang!
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>{E} Enormous!
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>{F} Fake.
>
>{G} Get a Reduction.
>
>{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

[mai_z]

omg that's great!