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![]() The Return of Sathington Willoughby. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,724 ![]() |
I've got a feeling that hell kicks major ass. Considering that Christians tend to ban just about everything cool, Heaven must be really quite dull. now Hell, hell has Rock music, sex, drugs, and violent video games. There is no Grand Theft Auto, there is no Red Hot Chili Peppers, there is no porn in heaven. Heres an example of what an ordinary day in hell i imagine would be. I wake up in my apartment, dress in designer clothes(designed by gay men, since they don't get to go to heaven) do a line of coke, and leave to go clubbing with stalin. After that i can go play violent video games or drink alcohol, etc. in fact, heaven sounds like one big red state in the sky; lots of white people, intolerance, and boring entertainment. now people say, "you burn in hell!" but who says thats true? god? maybe god is lying. if god is all powerful, why can't he lie? just some weird ideas.
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![]() Another ditch in the road... you keep moving ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 ![]() |
well in that case, satan sure has a fun imagination!
he actually sounds pretty cool, to me. and dont waste the time telling me off for this, b/c as i dont follow chrisitanity, i dont ulfill the criteria for 'heaven, so in your eyes, im going to hell. please forgive me for making the best of it. ![]() |
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