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korbana05
post Mar 14 2005, 02:26 PM
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Sorry... I just had to share this... its kinda cute and funny all at once >.<

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
 
 
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ItzOnlySydney
post Mar 19 2005, 12:50 AM
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korbana05   hehe read this   Mar 14 2005, 02:26 PM
dahding   i could've sworn that this was posted already....   Mar 14 2005, 03:19 PM
cocoalightning27   haha, my friend showed me that before but it's...   Mar 14 2005, 04:43 PM
dani41790   lol funny. it was posted before too   Mar 14 2005, 09:46 PM
xbr0kensmil3   lol that made me smile   Mar 14 2005, 10:04 PM
pinayprincess   lol man thaz funny   Mar 14 2005, 10:11 PM
bab3egurl8o5   haha i havent heard this one thats funy   Mar 14 2005, 11:30 PM
Shortiiex   lol....cute joke...that little girl will be in tro...   Mar 15 2005, 03:59 PM
Programmer   hahahahaha   Mar 15 2005, 04:01 PM
aznxdreamer   haha. that sucks for her.   Mar 15 2005, 07:55 PM
chaneun   puahaha   Mar 17 2005, 08:41 PM
HoodieObsessed   hhahahhaa, I've heard that one before, it...   Mar 18 2005, 04:43 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   Awwwwwwwwwwwww. How cute, but evil.   Mar 18 2005, 06:08 PM
WrathOfOnigo   Lol BURN!! That was good!   Mar 18 2005, 07:18 PM
honorguard   I've read this somewhere on the internet befor...   Mar 19 2005, 12:49 AM
ItzOnlySydney   haha   Mar 19 2005, 12:50 AM


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