Hell kicks arse Options

[strice]

I've got a feeling that hell kicks major ass. Considering that Christians tend to ban just about everything cool, Heaven must be really quite dull. now Hell, hell has Rock music, sex, drugs, and violent video games. There is no Grand Theft Auto, there is no Red Hot Chili Peppers, there is no porn in heaven. Heres an example of what an ordinary day in hell i imagine would be. I wake up in my apartment, dress in designer clothes(designed by gay men, since they don't get to go to heaven) do a line of coke, and leave to go clubbing with stalin. After that i can go play violent video games or drink alcohol, etc. in fact, heaven sounds like one big red state in the sky; lots of white people, intolerance, and boring entertainment. now people say, "you burn in hell!" but who says thats true? god? maybe god is lying. if god is all powerful, why can't he lie? just some weird ideas.

don't take this too seriously.

[sadolakced acid]

hahahhahhahaa...

nice to see the reactions to this.
interesting.

a man dies and goes to the pearly gates. st. peter says that he's good and can go to heaven, but he has to see hell first and pick.

so he goes to heaven, and it's great. he can fly and enjoy the presence of god, etc.

he tells st. peter that he's satisfied with that, and doens't need to see hell. but st. peter tells him rules are rules.

so they go to hell

and the man is shocked. there are all his friends, haveing a good time. all the pleasures of life, and everything.

he enjoys he day in hell quite a lot. the next day, he's reluctlant to leave.

when he goes back to the pearly gates, st peter asks him which does he pick, heaven or hell?

the man tells him, well i liked heaven and stuff, but hell seemed so much.. better. i think i'll go there.

suddenly he's in hell, burning.

all his friends are there, and they're all burning too. they all look terrible.

what happened he asks. where are the girls and the clubs and the alcohol?

his friends reply,

yesterday we were campaigning.